Abraham Lincoln Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!
Ted
Keanu Reeves · 32 quotes
Bill
Alex Winter · 23 quotes
Rufus
George Carlin · 5 quotes
Napoleon
Terry Camilleri · 4 quotes
Captain Logan
Hal Landon Jr. · 3 quotes
Freud
Rod Loomis · 3 quotes
Mr. Ryan
Bernie Casey · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ted & Bill (19), Ted & Rufus (3), Ted & Mr. Ryan (3)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes
Page 1 of 4 Abraham Lincoln
Jock giving speech
San Dimas High School football rules!!
It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
[Napoleon fails to bowl a strike.]
Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! (Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!)
I demand einen lawyer.
Socrates [speaking Greek] Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
That's us, dude.
Oh, yeah!
Be excellent to each other.
Party on, dudes!
It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill
...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
Abraham Lincoln Yes, what can I... [Genghis Khan yanks him in the booth.]
Hello.
Deputy Van Halen?
Uh, I'm new dude-sir! Look, we found your keys. If ya want 'em,better come and get 'em!
All right, lock him up with the rest of those wackos. [the officer ushers Lincoln to his cell]
Lincoln I am a lawyer, you know!
You pack your bags, Ted.
What?
You're going to military school, Ted.
But, Dad...
No, I don't wanna hear it, Ted!
But...
Ted! You go home and you pack your bags NOW! [ushers Ted out of the station]
Girl
[cracking up]
Oh, my God! [laughs with her friend]
You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
Girl
[still giggling]
You are such a geek! [walks off with her friend, laughing]
Socrates Geek! [laughs and follows Billy]
Rufus!
Listen to this dude Rufus. He knows what he's talking about.
Right. Oh, and Ted? Give my love to the princesses?
Who?
You'll see.
Henry VII
Put them in the iron maiden.
Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted
Excellent!
Henry VII
[air guitar]
Execute them.
Bill, Ted
Bogus!