Bill
It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted
Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill
...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
Ted
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

