Abraham Lincoln Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!
Most-quoted role: Bill in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), 23 quotes
Movies Abraham Lincoln Bill You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Bill [responding to Freud's invitation to examine him]
Oh, no thanks, I just have a slight Oedipal complex.
Bill [Describing their experience in Hell]
That was non non non NON-heinous!
Bill Ladies and gentleman, we've been to the past, we've been to the future.
We've been all around the afterlife.
Bill And you know?
The best place to be is here...
Bill ...And the best time to be is now, and all's we can say is...
Bill and Ted
...Let's rock!
Grim Reaper I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper I said Plum!
No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper Uh, best three out of five!
I don't believe this guy!
Bill Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
Grim Reaper [air guitar]
I heard that!
What? I'm small?!
He's turned into some kind of nanomechanical organism.
Nanomech Nanomech. I like it.
You were a fool to transform into a drone. I can easily defeat a puny drone!
Nanomech Well, I'm not just ANY drone! I'm half drone, half HUMAN! Drones can adapt... and humans never give up! (Electrocutes the Queen to death)
RAAAAAAARRGGGHHH!!!
You're different from these other drones. Stronger! Together, we can rule everything!
Nanomech Sorry! I'm just not ready for a serious commitment.
Then, you'll DIE! With the humans!