Grim Reaper I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper I said Plum!
No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper Uh, best three out of five!
I don't believe this guy!
Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
Grim Reaper I heard that!
Your probably noticed we havent given you our gifts yet.
That's because...
Um...
Um...
'cuse us dude.
I wrote this myself.
As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beast, Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.
As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existance, surrounded by various creatures, sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that fresh water.
The point is, I know we promised you a better life.
What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.
But all that stuff hasn't happened.
But it will, I hope.
The day after tomorrow, if things workout.
What I mean is....
Will you...
...Marry us.
Elizabeth Theodore...
Joanna ...I'd love to.
Ladies and gentleman, we've been to the past, we've been to the future.
We've been all around the afterlife.
And you know?
The best place to be is here...
...And the best time to be is now, and all's we can say is...
...Let's rock!
You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper!
Your probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet.
That's because...
Um...
Um...
'scuse us dude. [take their girlfriends to opposite sides of the pool]
As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beasts... Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.
As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existence, surrounded by various creatures... Sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that's fresh water.
The point is I know we promised you a better life.
What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.
But all that stuff hasn't happened.
But it will, I hope.
The day after tomorrow, if things work out...
What I mean is....
Will you...?
...Marry us?
Elizabeth Theodore...
Joanna I'd love to. [Bill and Ted smile, take out a plastic pink and purple heart ring. Holds it up for the other see that they succeeded, and then places it on their respective girlfriend's finger. They then give a quick air guitar to the other, and receive a kiss on the cheek by their girlfriends.]
I don't know.
I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Sorry, Death. You lose. [shows card] It was Professor Plum.
I said "Plum."
Best 3 out of 5.
This is not like I expected at all! We got totally lied to by our album covers.
And most importantly; do not do your homework without your headphones on. Repeat- [gets interrupted by the arrival of De Nomolos]
Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
I got a full-on robot chubby.
You sunk my battleship!
