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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey quotes

5 total quotes

Dialogue with the Grim Reaper
Evil Ted
Marriage Proposal

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Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!

Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!
View Quote Ted: Your probably noticed we havent given you our gifts yet.
Bill: That's because...
Ted: Um...
Bill: Um...
Bill and Ted: 'cuse us dude.
[Bill and Ted take their girlfriends to oposite sides of the pool]
Bill: [Takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this myself.
Ted: [Also takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this last night.
Ted: [Begins to read] Elizabeth.
Bill: [Also begins to read] Joanna.
[The two talk simultaneously]
Bill: As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beast, Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.
Ted: As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existance, surrounded by various creatures, sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that fresh water.
Bill: The point is, I know we promised you a better life.
Ted: What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.
Bill: But all that stuff hasn't happened.
Bill and Ted: But it will, I hope.
Ted: The day after tomorrow, if things workout.
Bill: What I mean is....
Bill and Ted: [Turn to each other and give a shrug. Then turn back to their girlfriends.]
Ted: Will you...
Bill: ...Marry us.
Elizabeth: Theodore...
Joanna: ...I'd love to.
Bill and Ted: [Smile, take out a plastic pink and purple heart ring. Holds it up for the other see that they suceeded, and then places it on their respectible girlfriend's finger. The then give a quick air guitar to the other, and recieve a kiss on the cheek by their girlfriends.]
View Quote Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
View Quote I got a full-on robot chubby.
View Quote You sunk my battleship!