Dialogue with the Grim Reaper quotes

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View Quote Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

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Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!

Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!