A character in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Freud quotes from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Rod Loomis

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989): in 3 of its 52 quotes

Scenes with Freud

3 scenes
Freud

And so, Ted's father's own fear of failure has caused him to make his son the embodiment of all his deepest anxieties about himself. And hence, his aggression transference onto Ted.

Ted
[sits up]

Whoa....

Freud

Okay, Ted?

Ted

Yes... Thank you very much, Sigmund Freud...

Freud

Bill? [motions toward the couch]

Nah. Just got a minor oedipal complex.

Freud
[to the girls at the mall]

Hello, I'm Dr. Freud, but you may call me "Siggy".

Girl
[cracking up]

Oh, my God! [laughs with her friend]

Freud

You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.

Girl
[still giggling]

You are such a geek! [walks off with her friend, laughing]

[sarcastically to Freud]

Way to go, egghead. [walks off]

Socrates

Geek! [laughs and follows Billy]

Freud
[confused]

What is a "geek"?

Psychologist
[The historical figures have been arrested for causing trouble at the mall and are being booked and interrogated]

I want to know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.

Freud

Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?

Psychologist
[increasingly frustrated]

Why do you keep asking me these questions?

Freud

Tell me about your mother.

Psychologist

Oh, God. [gets up from his desk]

Freud

Would you like a couch to lie on?

Psychologist

No, I don't want a couch to lie on!

[The psychologist walks away as Captain Logan questions Lincoln]

All right, what's your name?

Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln. That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N.

[in disbelief]

I know how to spell "Lincoln"! What's your birthday, Mr. Lincoln?

Lincoln

February 12, 1809.

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