Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
Willie
Billy Bob Thornton · 27 quotes
Marcus
Tony Cox · 13 quotes
Gin
Bernie Mac · 4 quotes
Bob Chipeska
John Ritter · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Willie & Marcus (10), Willie & Bob Chipeska (2), Marcus & Gin (2)
Bad Santa quotes
Page 3 of 3You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass.