“Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.” – Willie, Bad Santa ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Bad Santa 2003

Willie Billy Bob Thornton

Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

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