Bad Santa (2003) · 32 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Bad Santa (2003): in 4 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Marcus (2)
When I look at you, you know what I think? I think America has a sad future ahead of it.
Gin "**** stick"?
Yeah, I know it's odd, but as our security manager, I want you to be well aware of this. His little friend promised he won't say it in front of the children, which is fine. There is an adult's world and a child's world, and that's OK. I'm no censor.
Gin We split the dough right down the middle. Any merchendise you take, I get to look at and cherry pick.
No. Money is one thing but you ain't getting the sh...
Gin This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!
Ah, he's a **** moron.
Oh really? Is that how you got the upper hand?
**** you.
Negotiating?
You don't like it? Next year, **** off. I can always get another box jockey.
Yeah and I can get another midget too.
Yeah? Where? You see us hanging off of **** trees like **** crab apples?
Gin Look here, get him outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska. Tell him it was food poisoning or something.
What do you mean, get him outta here?
Gin Take him to the car.
In case you didn't notice, I'm a mother**** dwarf. So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?
Gin That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You're all the same.
Special treatment?! I'm three-foot **** tall, you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Gin Bitch, bitch, bitch! [picks up Willie]
Sketch it up, you **** moron. **** Leonardo da Vinci.
Gin What'd you call me, thigh-high?
I called you a **** guinea homo from the 15th-****-century, you dickhead!
Gin I could stick you up my ass, small fry!
Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
Gin You got some lip on you, midget.
Yeah? Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!
