A character in Guess Who (2005)

Percy quotes from Guess Who (2005)

Bernie Mac

2nd most-quoted character in Guess Who (2005): in 5 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Simon (2), Howard (2)

A line from Percy

I don't want to hear about you sleeping with my daughter. You're sleeping with me now.

Scenes with Percy

4 scenes
Theresa

I was just showing Simon around the house.

You have a very nice house, Mrs. Jones.

Marilyn

Thank you, Simon. You can call me Marilyn.

You too, Mr. Jones.

Percy

Thank you, Simon. You can call me Mr. Jones.

Percy
[Marilyn gives him a dirty look]

Just kidding.

You didn't tell me he was white!

Percy

Yes, I did. Back at the retirement home.

I thought you was kidding.

You don't hear me calling no white folks honky and flat-ass!

Percy

Casper.

Cracker.

Percy

Ofay.

Peckerwood.

Percy

Wonder bread.

Bird shit.

Percy

Bird shit?

Well, it's almost white.

Percy

If you're going to marry one of these women, sometimes it's going to hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right.

She's right?

Percy

That's right.

Always?

Percy

Right.

Right?

Percy

That's right.

All right, okay. What about all that talk about my dignity?

Percy

Do you love her? Do you want her? Then she's always right.

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