[after telling a series of black jokes, family laughing]
What are three things a black guy can't get? A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Howard [laughing stops]
I tell you. I'm going to kick that boy's ass!
Played by Hal Williams 
Guess Who (2005) · 10 quotes
Guess Who (2005) · 10 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Guess Who (2005): in 3 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Percy (2)
Scenes with Howard
3 scenes Howard Howard You didn't tell me he was white!
Yes, I did. Back at the retirement home.
Howard I thought you was kidding.
Howard You don't hear me calling no white folks honky and flat-ass!
Casper.
Howard Cracker.
Ofay.
Howard Peckerwood.
Wonder bread.
Howard Bird shit.
Bird shit?
Howard Well, it's almost white.