“What are three things a black guy can't get? A black eye, a fat lip...” – Simon, Guess Who ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Guess Who 2005

Simon

[after telling a series of black jokes, family laughing]

What are three things a black guy can't get? A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

Howard

[laughing stops]

I tell you. I'm going to kick that boy's ass!

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