A scene from Bad Santa 2003
Gin

We split the dough right down the middle. Any merchendise you take, I get to look at and cherry pick.

Marcus

No. Money is one thing but you ain't getting the sh...

Gin

This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!

Willie
[Exits]

Pricks fix?

Marcus

Ah, he's a **** moron.

Willie

Oh really? Is that how you got the upper hand?

Marcus

**** you.

Willie

Negotiating?

Marcus

You don't like it? Next year, **** off. I can always get another box jockey.

Willie

Yeah and I can get another midget too.

Marcus

Yeah? Where? You see us hanging off of **** trees like **** crab apples?

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