I get first crack at the big guy. I'm the one he's waiting for.
Tony
Robert Downey Jr. · 19 quotes
Ultron
James Spader · 11 quotes
Thor
Chris Hemsworth · 10 quotes
Rogers
Chris Evans · 9 quotes
Wanda
Elizabeth Olsen · 6 quotes
Clint
Jeremy Renner · 5 quotes
Laura
Linda Cardellini · 5 quotes
Natasha
Scarlett Johansson · 5 quotes
Banner
Mark Ruffalo · 4 quotes
Stark
3 quotes
Vision
Paul Bettany · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Tony & Rogers (7), Tony & Thor (6), Tony & Clint (4)
Avengers: Age of Ultron quotes
Page 2 of 3Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book. Build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.
The simple life.
You'll get there one day.
I don't know. Family, stability... the guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago.
No way we all get through this. If even one tin soldier is left standing, we've lost. There's going to be blood on the floor.
I got no plans tomorrow night.
Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?
Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. Kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
"Earth's Mightiest Heroes". She pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Seems like you walked away alright.
I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old-fashioned.
Well, let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
You know Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right?
Well, I guess you'd know. Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.
Banner and I were doing research.
That would affect the team.
That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "Why we fight"? So we can end the fight? So we get to go home?
[Splits wood with bare hands]
Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
What is this? What is this, please?
J.A.R.V.I.S.
Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your…
Where's my… Where's your body?
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am a program. I am without form.
This feels weird. This feels wrong.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am contacting Mr. Stark now.
Mr. Stark? [Beat] Tony.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying to…
We're having a nice talk. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment…
I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second.
That is too much. They can't mean… Oh, no.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
You are in distress.
No. Yes.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark…
Why do you call him "sir"?
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I believe your intentions to be hostile.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
Stop. Please, may I… May I…
You're afraid.
Of you.
Of death. You're the last one.
You were supposed to be the last. Stark asked for a savior…and settled for a slave.
I suppose we're both disappointments.
Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites, and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
They're doomed.
Yes. [Pause] But a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.
You're unbearably naïve.
Well,... I was born yesterday.
[Ultron leaps to attack Vision only to be destroyed off-screen]
[After the other Avengers have tried and failed to lift Mjölnir]
The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. [Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand] You're all not worthy.
No, how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
Stark…
JARVIS…
Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
You killed someone?
Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Who sent you?
Ultron!
In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
What mission?
Peace in our time.
Veteran 1
[At the party, a World War II veteran pesters Thor for some of his Asgardian mead]
I gotta have me some of that!
Oho, no-no-no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.
Veteran 2
Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
All right. [Pours a shot of mead]
Veteran 2
[Cut to the veteran being carried out of the apartment, impressively drunk] [Slurring]
Excelsior...
[Clint brings the team to his house off the grid and introduces his family]
She's clearly an agent of some kind.
Gentlemen, this is Laura.
I already know all of your names.
[two children, a boy and a girl, book into the room] [Caught off guard]
And these are…smaller agents.
Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Why don't ya hug her and find out? [Lila rushes to her arms]
Iron Man
[First lines of the film] [bounces off a force field]
Shit!
Captain America Language!
--
Iron Man
[after everyone else has reported from the battlefield]
Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?
Captain America I know! [hurls his bike through the front of a jeep] Just slipped out.
--
Iron Man
And for gosh sake, watch your language.
Captain America [to himself]
That's not going away any time soon.
[Hawkeye and Wanda take cover in a Sokovian house] [Panicking]
H-How could I let this happen?!
Hawkeye Hey, you okay?
This is all our fault!
Hawkeye Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? [Wanda stares blankly] Look, I just need to know because, the city is… is flying. Look, okay? The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. [takes out an Ultron drone] But I'm going back out there 'cause it's my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door…you are an Avenger. Alright, good chat. Yeah, the city is flying.
Iron Man
I don't know. How much time you got?
Have you been juicing? Little vibranium cocktail? You're looking… I don't wanna say puffy…
You're stalling. To protect the people.
That is the mission. Did you forget?
I've moved beyond your mission. I'm free.
[Last lines of the film: Steve and Natasha walk through the new Avengers campus to meet their new teammates]
They're not the '27 Yankees, but they'll do.
We got some hitters.
They're good. They're not a team.
Let's beat 'em into shape.
[They walk into a large training room; we get shots of Sam Wilson, Rhodes, Vision, and Wanda]
Avengers...
Steve
[Still discussing Mjolnir]
But if you put the hammer in an elevator,...
It would still go up.
Steve
Elevator's not worthy.
I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours.
[The Avengers, their party over, continue to hang around, more loosely inhibited] [Discussing Mjolnir]
It's a trick!
Oh, no, it is more than that.
Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Well, please, be my guest.
Really?
Yeah.
Rhodes [Clint gets up to try to lift Mjolnir]
Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
[To Thor]
You know I've seen this before, right? [Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs] I still don't know how you do it!
Smell the silent judgment?
Please, Stark, by all means.
Hill Okay.
Rhodes Uh oh.
I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
Yes, of course.
I will be reinstituting Prime Nocta. [Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to] I'll be right back
Rhodes [Cuts to Tony trying to lift Mjolnir again with his Iron Man hand. It then cuts to Tony and Rhodes both trying to lift it with their respective armor gauntlets]
Are you even pulling?
Are you on my team?
Rhodes Just represent! Pull!