Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes

Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers

View Quote Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you guys back there, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[Turns and stares at Mini-me]

View Quote [After seeing Scott balding] Whoa!

View Quote [After seeing that Mini-Me has switched sides] Mini-Me?

View Quote [After Nigel tells a flashback about himself] Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy! [Hugs Nigel]

View Quote [deleted scene where Dr Evil is stroking mr Bigglesworth] I like holding my kitty. Its like holding somebody's ass.

View Quote Only a bloody Dutchman!

View Quote Nigel: Do you know who I am?

View Quote Henchman: [nods]
Nigel: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman: [nods again]
Nigel: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?Go on son.
[henchman falls down]
If you've got an issue, here's your tissue.

View Quote [to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!

View Quote I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!

View Quote Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?

View Quote [After key is lost] Luckily I keep a shpare.

View Quote Look everyone! My vinky vas a key!

View Quote Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?

View Quote [Pulling a piece of skin off himself] Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, thish is a keeper!