Neal McDonough movie quotes

View Quote The Joker: [points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
[Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
The Joker: I am not!
Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
The Joker: Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets... [fires the gun into the air] See?
[Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!

View Quote [Deadshot climbs into bed and sleeps, but Harley Quinn crawls up behind him]
Harley Quinn: Welcome back. Did you miss me?
Deadshot: What do you want?
[Deadshot rolls over to see Harley naked in front of him]
Harley Quinn: I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...
[Angry, Deadshot throws her down on the bed and pins her arms above her head]
Harley Quinn: WHOO! Good start!
Deadshot: Oh, what the hell...
[He starts making out with Harley. She wraps her legs around him and they both tumble off the bed with a crash...]
Harley Quinn: Yahtzee!

View Quote [Deadshot shows he can throw darts better than Captain Boomerang]
Captain Boomerang: Lucky shot.
Deadshot: Right. Let's see you do it. [Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it]
Captain Boomerang: Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
[Deadshot punches Captain Boomerang]
Deadshot: Let's call it even... mate.

View Quote Vincent: Unacceptable. [referring to Paul Blart] Kill him.

View Quote Henk: [walks in] Excuse me, guys, uh, but we have a complaint about the noise.
Robinson: [walks up to Henk] That's why we have you.
Vincent: Gotta say, Henk, nice uniform.
Henk: Right? Look at that! Ha-ha, smiley! You don't wanna know what it took to get the real deal.
Vincent: No, I don't

View Quote Paul: I told you I was crazy.
Vincent: And I told you...that I'm crazy.
Paul: Whoa. Y-You can't out-crazy me. My crazy will take your crazy, shove it in a metal tube, fill it with rats, then blowtorch it until the rats have no way to escape except eating their way through your crazy.
Vincent: Wow. You are oblivious to the avalanche of insanity I am about to unload. You don't know what I will do to you!
Paul: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU! I WILL SPIN AROUND UNTIL I THROW UP ON YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! I SIMPLY DON'T CARE!
Vincent: I STICK YOUR FACE IN MAPLE SYRUP AND MAKE YOU SING GOSPEL! HOW DOES THAT BLOW YOUR HAIR BACK, BLART?!
Paul: I WILL CRAWL INSIDE YOU AND LAY EGGS LIKE A BABY SPIDER!
Vincent: I WELCOME IT! I'VE GOT 2 DIFFERENT COLORED EYES! SHOWS YOU HOW I LIVE MY LIFE!
Paul: I WILL BRING A FOLK GUITAR TO A PUMPKIN FIGHT BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP!
Vincent: [pause] Okay, you lost me on that last one.
Paul: BECAUSE THAT'S HOW CRAZY I AM! NOW GIMME BACK MY DAUGHTER!
Vincent: GIVE ME MY PAINTING!
Paul: AAAAAHH!!! [throws the painting on the floor but it didn't slide due to the carpet]

View Quote This isn't just any island to them. This isn't Tarawa, Guam, Tinian, or Saipan. This is Japanese soil, sacred ground. Twelve thousand Japanese defenders in eight square miles, they will not leave politely, gentlemen! It's up to us to convince them.

View Quote Nobody even noticed that second flag going up. Everybody saw that damn picture and made up their own story about it. But your dad and the others knew what they had done, and what they had not done. All your friends dying, it's hard enough to be called a hero for saving somebody's life. But for putting up a pole?