The Joker quotes from Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)

Played by Troy Baker

View Quote [Joker takes aim at "Batman's" head with a gun, but before he pulls the trigger, a bomb in "Batman's" neck explodes] ...Best gun ever! [He lifts "Batman's" head and sees Black Spider's face] [gasps and smiles] Denzel! What have they done to you? [laughs]

View Quote I'm here, bitches! And I've got favors for everyone! [hurls out explosives]

View Quote [to Deadshot] For someone who's not Batman, you've been a real pain in my ass!

View Quote [to Harley Quinn] What's your hurry, Harls?

Scenes with The Joker

View Quote The Joker: [points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
[Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
The Joker: I am not!
Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
The Joker: Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets... [fires the gun into the air] See?
[Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!

View Quote [Harley tries to break into the Joker's cell]
The Joker: [taps his cell walls] Sorry, hun. Bulletproof.
Harley Quinn: Even better, puddin'. [She fires through an air hole of the cell. Joker ducks as the bullet ricochets wildly around the walls]

Other characters in Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014): Harley Quinn · Amanda Waller · Captain Boomerang · Deadshot · Killer Frost