Deadshot quotes from Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)

View Quote The Joker: [points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
[Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
The Joker: I am not!
Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
The Joker: Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets... [fires the gun into the air] See?
[Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!

View Quote [Deadshot climbs into bed and sleeps, but Harley Quinn crawls up behind him]
Harley Quinn: Welcome back. Did you miss me?
Deadshot: What do you want?
[Deadshot rolls over to see Harley naked in front of him]
Harley Quinn: I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...
[Angry, Deadshot throws her down on the bed and pins her arms above her head]
Harley Quinn: WHOO! Good start!
Deadshot: Oh, what the hell...
[He starts making out with Harley. She wraps her legs around him and they both tumble off the bed with a crash...]
Harley Quinn: Yahtzee!

View Quote [Deadshot shows he can throw darts better than Captain Boomerang]
Captain Boomerang: Lucky shot.
Deadshot: Right. Let's see you do it. [Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it]
Captain Boomerang: Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
[Deadshot punches Captain Boomerang]
Deadshot: Let's call it even... mate.

View Quote [Last lines; Batman confronts Waller in her office]
Batman: Waller. You KNEW when you sent your little "Suicide Squad" into Arkham, they'd go off script.
Amanda Waller: Oh, it's just you.
Batman: When your bombs didn't dice them, you figured the SCU would. All that, just so you could kill the Riddler.
Amanda Waller: Let's just say I break a lot of eggs to make an omelet.
Batman: And because you're a MESSY COOK, the Riddler was able to escape.
Amanda Waller: I got careless. My men will get Nigma next time.
Batman: There is no next time.
Amanda Waller: No?! We're the US government. Who's going to blow the whistle on us? The convicts? Who'd believe them? You? You're going to start a blog and expose us? [turns her chair away from him] I don't think so. That's checkmate, Batman.
Batman: [after a short silence] I'm WARNING you.
Amanda Waller: Enough. Don't they need you back in your squalid little city? They never did find the Joker's body, did they? [turns to find Batman has vanished] Punk. [suddenly notices a laser sight moving from her chest to between her eyes] Motherf...
[Deadshot is aiming at her with a gun from the top of another building, with his daughter close by]
Deadshot: Bang.