Vincent quotes from Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

Vincent

Unacceptable. [referring to Paul Blart] Kill him.

Excuse me, guys, uh, but we have a complaint about the noise.

That's why we have you.

Vincent

Gotta say, Henk, nice uniform.

Right? Look at that! Ha-ha, smiley! You don't wanna know what it took to get the real deal.

Vincent

No, I don't

Paul

I told you I was crazy.

Vincent

And I told you...that I'm crazy.

Paul

Whoa. Y-You can't out-crazy me. My crazy will take your crazy, shove it in a metal tube, fill it with rats, then blowtorch it until the rats have no way to escape except eating their way through your crazy.

Vincent

Wow. You are oblivious to the avalanche of insanity I am about to unload. You don't know what I will do to you!

Paul

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU! I WILL SPIN AROUND UNTIL I THROW UP ON YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! I SIMPLY DON'T CARE!

Vincent

I STICK YOUR FACE IN MAPLE SYRUP AND MAKE YOU SING GOSPEL! HOW DOES THAT BLOW YOUR HAIR BACK, BLART?!

Paul

I WILL CRAWL INSIDE YOU AND LAY EGGS LIKE A BABY SPIDER!

Vincent

I WELCOME IT! I'VE GOT 2 DIFFERENT COLORED EYES! SHOWS YOU HOW I LIVE MY LIFE!

Paul

I WILL BRING A FOLK GUITAR TO A PUMPKIN FIGHT BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP!

Vincent

Okay, you lost me on that last one.

Paul

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW CRAZY I AM! NOW GIMME BACK MY DAUGHTER!

Vincent

GIVE ME MY PAINTING!

Paul

AAAAAHH!!! [throws the painting on the floor but it didn't slide due to the carpet]