Paul : I told you I was crazy. Vincent : And I told you...that I'm crazy. Paul : Whoa. Y-You can't out-crazy me. My crazy will take your crazy, shove it in a metal tube, fill it with rats, then blowtorch it until the rats have no way to escape except eating their way through your crazy. Vincent : Wow. You are oblivious to the avalanche of insanity I am about to unload. You don't know what I will do to you! Paul : YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU! I WILL SPIN AROUND UNTIL I THROW UP ON YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! I SIMPLY DON'T CARE! Vincent : I STICK YOUR FACE IN MAPLE SYRUP AND MAKE YOU SING GOSPEL! HOW DOES THAT BLOW YOUR HAIR BACK, BLART?! Paul : I WILL CRAWL INSIDE YOU AND LAY EGGS LIKE A BABY SPIDER! Vincent : I WELCOME IT! I'VE GOT 2 DIFFERENT COLORED EYES! SHOWS YOU HOW I LIVE MY LIFE! Paul : I WILL BRING A FOLK GUITAR TO A PUMPKIN FIGHT BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP! Vincent : [pause] Okay, you lost me on that last one. Paul : BECAUSE THAT'S HOW CRAZY I AM! NOW GIMME BACK MY DAUGHTER! Vincent : GIVE ME MY PAINTING! Paul : AAAAAHH!!! [throws the painting on the floor but it didn't slide due to the carpet]

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