Maya Blart If we live, I'm not going to UCLA.
Played by Raini Rodriguez 
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) · 17 quotes
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) · 17 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015): in 4 of its 17 quotes
A line from Maya Blart [from trailer]Come on, Dad. It's a vacation. Try to enjoy it.
More lines from Maya Blart
2 quotes Maya Blart Maya Blart Holy crawfish!
Scenes with Maya Blart
1 scene Maya Hey, Dad. I ordered your favorite.
Oh, really? Well, you know what, I've lost my appetite. What has gotten into you? You lied to me. You said you were taking a nap.
Maya Well, I was going to, but...
[interrupts Maya]
Mm, you never called me once. You leave the bath filled which could've caused water damage, candles lit which could've burnt down Las Vegas, Nevada.
Maya I'm sorry. It's just Lane invited me to go out to the pool...
Maya Dad, people are looking. [smiles nervously]
[calms down]
What happened to her, Maya? What happened to the pristine girl who could never tell a lie? What happened to my little George Washington?
Maya "George Washington"?
He could never tell a lie. He was full truth in a powdered wig.
Maya I think you're overreacting.
Really? [pulls out UCLA application] And when were you gonna tell me about that?
Maya [pause, takes the application]
Where did you find this?
Please, Maya. I'm a highly-trained security specialist. You can't expect to keep secrets from me.
Maya [pause]
I didn't think I'd get in.
[sighs in disappointment]
I didn't even know you applied there. What happened to Central Jersey Applied Technical Junior College?
Maya [excited]
We're talking about UCLA here!
Yeah, I thought we were talking about CJATJC.
Maya Dad, you don't understand. I have a chance to go to California!
Maya, California... It's-It's too far away.
Maya [pause]
Well, think about it this way: you can come visit me in the wintertime when really cold in Jersey.
Of course I can if I want some smog in my earthquake flakes!
Maya [pause]
You know what, I've decided: I'm going.
Wait, you've...decided? You've just decided? Well, you know what, decision overruled. Judge Blart, now in session! [slams a plate of bread]
Maya [Maya stands up, Paul eats a bread slice]
I know you've lost a lot lately and you're scared. [voice breaking] But what you're doing right now is so wrong. [Paul shakes his head] I'm going to UCLA. [she walks out in frustration]
Maya? Maya, you get back... Maya...
