Maya
Hey, Dad. I ordered your favorite.
Paul
Oh, really? Well, you know what, I've lost my appetite. What has gotten into you? You lied to me. You said you were taking a nap.
Maya
Well, I was going to, but...
Paul
Mm, you never called me once. You leave the bath filled which could've caused water damage, candles lit which could've burnt down Las Vegas, Nevada.
Maya
I'm sorry. It's just Lane invited me to go out to the pool...
Paul
Lane? Lane? That's what this betrayal's about? Chicken Chow LANE?!
Maya
Dad, people are looking. [smiles nervously]
Paul
What happened to her, Maya? What happened to the pristine girl who could never tell a lie? What happened to my little George Washington?
Maya
"George Washington"?
Paul
He could never tell a lie. He was full truth in a powdered wig.
Maya
I think you're overreacting.
Paul
Really? [pulls out UCLA application] And when were you gonna tell me about that?
Maya
Where did you find this?
Paul
Please, Maya. I'm a highly-trained security specialist. You can't expect to keep secrets from me.
Maya
I didn't think I'd get in.
Paul
I didn't even know you applied there. What happened to Central Jersey Applied Technical Junior College?
Maya
We're talking about UCLA here!
Paul
Yeah, I thought we were talking about CJATJC.
Maya
Dad, you don't understand. I have a chance to go to California!
Paul
Maya, California... It's-It's too far away.
Maya
Well, think about it this way: you can come visit me in the wintertime when really cold in Jersey.
Paul
Of course I can if I want some smog in my earthquake flakes!
Maya
You know what, I've decided: I'm going.
Paul
Wait, you've...decided? You've just decided? Well, you know what, decision overruled. Judge Blart, now in session! [slams a plate of bread]
Maya
I know you've lost a lot lately and you're scared. [voice breaking] But what you're doing right now is so wrong. [Paul shakes his head] I'm going to UCLA. [she walks out in frustration]
Paul
Maya? Maya, you get back... Maya...
