A character in Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Maya quotes from Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Raini Rodriguez

3rd most-quoted character in Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009): in 3 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Paul (3)

Scenes with Maya

3 scenes
Kent

Blart! [sees Veck handcuffed] Oh, very impressive; Taking down an assailant without a gun. [pulls out gun] I hope you don't mind if I use one.

What? [Veck chuckles] Oh, no.

Kent

Oh, yeah.

I guess it's off to the Cayman Islands, then, huh?

Kent

Soon as I get my money.

Yeah, well, you'll be needing this. [shows cell phone]

Maya

Just give it to him, Dad.

[to Maya]

Oh, I will. [to Veck] SUCK ON THAT!!! [smashes cell phone]

Kent

Okay. [talking to police radio] Situation update.

Police Radio

We have seven assailants in custody, sir.

Kent
[to police radio]

Great. Nobody talks to 'em, but me.

Police Radio

Yes, sir.

Kent
[to Paul Blart]

You see, jackass, I don't need the phone. 'Cause I got all the access codes written on their arms. Now, if I kill you three, there'll be no witnesses. And since everybody thinks this was a bank rob-- [gun gets shot of his hand] OW! [He and Howard look in shock at Chief Brooks who shot him with Howard's gun. Howard retrieves his gun and cuffs Kent]

Howard

I got a newsflash for ya. Your flight's been cancelled.

Brooks
[looking at his notebook of comebacks]

That's better than anything I got.

Hey, Blart? I was hoping we could get an ETA of when you're going to give up.

How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "ne" and "ver". Yeah. You heard me. [in a growling voice mimicking Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove] NEVER!

Maya
[happily]

All right, Dad.

Maya
[reading ad]

Okay, next question: "Tell us about yourself."

Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.

Mom

Let me stop you right there. [types something in] "Well-built, and a great hugger."

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