Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014) quotes

View Quote Amanda Waller: You going to write a blog and expose us? That's checkmate, Batman.
Batman: I am warning you.

View Quote Harley Quinn: [on the Joker] I'm fine. We're done. He's a jerk. Whatever.
Killer Frost: [sarcasm] Well, I'm convinced.

View Quote Harley Quinn: [to Captain Boomerang] Go wave your boomer-Wang at the shark guy!
King Shark: [Aggressively] Do it and I'll bite it off!

View Quote Killer Frost: The Joker has a dirty bomb? That gives me the chills.
Captain Boomerang: Ice puns? Really?

View Quote The Joker: [points a gun at Deadshot] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
[Deadshot just walks forward and touches his forehead to the barrel]
Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
The Joker: I am not!
Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
The Joker: Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets... [fires the gun into the air] See?
[Deadshot punches the Joker, who grabs Harley and tumbles down the laundry chute with her]
Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!

View Quote The Riddler: Riddle me this: what belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?
Amanda Waller: Your name.
The Riddler: Huh...? You've heard that one.
Amanda Waller: No, I have Google. Like the rest of the world.

View Quote [Last lines; Batman confronts Waller in her office]
Batman: Waller. You KNEW when you sent your little "Suicide Squad" into Arkham, they'd go off script.
Amanda Waller: Oh, it's just you.
Batman: When your bombs didn't dice them, you figured the SCU would. All that, just so you could kill the Riddler.
Amanda Waller: Let's just say I break a lot of eggs to make an omelet.
Batman: And because you're a MESSY COOK, the Riddler was able to escape.
Amanda Waller: I got careless. My men will get Nigma next time.
Batman: There is no next time.
Amanda Waller: No?! We're the US government. Who's going to blow the whistle on us? The convicts? Who'd believe them? You? You're going to start a blog and expose us? [turns her chair away from him] I don't think so. That's checkmate, Batman.
Batman: [after a short silence] I'm WARNING you.
Amanda Waller: Enough. Don't they need you back in your squalid little city? They never did find the Joker's body, did they? [turns to find Batman has vanished] Punk. [suddenly notices a laser sight moving from her chest to between her eyes] Motherf...
[Deadshot is aiming at her with a gun from the top of another building, with his daughter close by]
Deadshot: Bang.

View Quote [all the criminals Waller assembled see each other]
Harley Quinn: AW, CRAP! Not this again!
Captain Boomerang: [to Deadshot] You too? It's like a bloody recurring nightmare.

View Quote [Deadshot climbs into bed and sleeps, but Harley Quinn crawls up behind him]
Harley Quinn: Welcome back. Did you miss me?
Deadshot: What do you want?
[Deadshot rolls over to see Harley naked in front of him]
Harley Quinn: I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...
[Angry, Deadshot throws her down on the bed and pins her arms above her head]
Harley Quinn: WHOO! Good start!
Deadshot: Oh, what the hell...
[He starts making out with Harley. She wraps her legs around him and they both tumble off the bed with a crash...]
Harley Quinn: Yahtzee!

View Quote [Deadshot shows he can throw darts better than Captain Boomerang]
Captain Boomerang: Lucky shot.
Deadshot: Right. Let's see you do it. [Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it]
Captain Boomerang: Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
[Deadshot punches Captain Boomerang]
Deadshot: Let's call it even... mate.

View Quote [Harley tries to break into the Joker's cell]
The Joker: [taps his cell walls] Sorry, hun. Bulletproof.
Harley Quinn: Even better, puddin'. [She fires through an air hole of the cell. Joker ducks as the bullet ricochets wildly around the walls]

View Quote [Riddler had just administered shock treatment to the members of the Suicide Squad in order to defuse the nano-bombs implanted in their necks]
Captain Boomerang: I never need to do that again.
Harleen Quinzel: Are you kidding? I feel great.
[Scene switches to an angry Amanda Waller]
Amanda Waller: NOBODY SCREWS THE WALL!!!! [She then slams her hand on the hand the DETONATE button]
[Scene shifts back to Arkham Asylum, showing the nano-bomb in King Shark's neck being activated]
King Shark: Uh, guys.
Killer Frost: [To Riddler, after realizing that the nano-bomb in King Shark's neck is still active.] Do it again.
Riddler: I don't know. Maybe his skin is too thick?
[King Shark's head begins swelling up, then explodes, with his flesh hitting the other members of the Suicide Squad, while Deadshot narrowly avoids being hit by King Shark's metal mask]

View Quote [Joker takes aim at "Batman's" head with a gun, but before he pulls the trigger, a bomb in "Batman's" neck explodes] ...Best gun ever! [He lifts "Batman's" head and sees Black Spider's face] [gasps and smiles] Denzel! What have they done to you? [laughs]

View Quote Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go.

View Quote I dunno where Mister J keeps half his stuff! I just wanted a Boo-Boo Bear before they all sold out!