Kathryn Hahn movie quotes

View Quote [to Kiki] Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.

View Quote When I was in my twenties, I would just walk down the street and it would just be raining dicks wherever I went. It was just dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. It was, like, forecast, lot of ****!

View Quote Kiki: Sometimes when I'm driving all by myself, I have this fantasy that I get into a car crash. Not a big one with fire and explosions, but just like a little one, but I do get injured and I get to go to the hospital for two weeks and I sleep all day and I eat Jell-O and I watch so much TV and it's all covered by my insurance. My kids bring me balloons, and the nurses rub cream on my feet, and oh, my God, it's so amazing. Is that like something you guys fantasize about, too?
Carla, Amy: No.
Carla: You're batshit crazy.
Amy: Yeah.
Carla: And I'm never gonna get into a car with you.

View Quote [about Drac] Don't worry, great-grandfather. I won't try to kill him, I will kill him.

View Quote Oh, why… are you going to suck out my blood? Blah, blah-blah!

View Quote I could not be more happy to welcome you all to our first ever monster cruise!

View Quote Oh, you know Johnny. He just gets a little carried away.

View Quote I love you inside and out.

View Quote Go ahead. Now's your chance.

View Quote Andie: Michelle, if the most beautiful woman in the world acted the way you did, any normal guy would still go running in the other direction.
Michelle: No. No guy would go running from you, Andie. You could barf all over him and he'd say, "Do it again."
Andie: Oh, that is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.

View Quote Lana: Are we loving the way she looks, all?
(all the columnists agree)
Michelle: I haven't eaten since the split.
Lana: Good for you. Write about it.
Michelle: I can't use my personal life for a story.
Lana: I understand completely... Who will use Michelle's personal life for a story?

View Quote Michelle: Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful I cried.
Jeannie: You cried?
Michelle: Yeah.
Andie: You mean one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
Michelle: No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.
Andie: After how many days?
Michelle: Five... two.

View Quote In Tibet they believe that there are extraordinary children, with this very special knowledge — and abilities. They are considered actually very rare souls, very gifted — like Noah — they are called tulkus.

View Quote Naomi: That's a very cute bunny.
Emma: She's Mimzy. She's my teacher. She teaches me everything. She taught me about the painting in the book. She told me it was called the Seven Mountains.
Jo Wilder: My daughter has a very active imagination. [sees the expression on Naomi's face] Oh, c'mon. That's not what it's called is it?

View Quote Twas brillig and the slithy tothes,Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;All mimsy were the borogoves,And the mome raths outgrabe. I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed about a bridge. I dreamed they were going to build a really big one, across the whole universe, and you know what, its going to come right to our house. Larry: You're trying to get numbers out of me.
Naomi: No, I'm not —
Larry: There were no numbers.
Naomi: It's so sad — we could have been so rich. Can you imagine how many people we could have helped with that money?
Larry: Naomi — let it go, okay? It was a year and a half ago, it just happened once. It was a total fluke.
Naomi: Larry, you dreamt all six numbers of a winning lottery ticket. We could have won eighteen million dollars! How is that a fluke?

View Quote Karen: If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn.

View Quote Kathy: A lot of magical things have happened since you walked through those doors.
Karen: Amen.
Kathy: My menstrual cycle started back up again. And I don't even have a uterus. I mean I have it... it's in a jar. It's actually in the room that you're staying in.

View Quote Karen: I can't believe you're going to sit here and puke your lies all over us.
Linda: What?
Karen: If I wanted my face covered in lies, I would still be in porn, right?