“Kent is a never-hard.” – Kiki, Bad Moms ... Movie Quotes Database

Kiki

Kent is a never-hard.

Amy

Ooh, what's a never-hard?

Kiki

Well, he never gets fully hard. So I just have to kinda fold his penis up like a balloon animal and shove it up in my vagina.

Carla

That sounds horrible!

Amy

Yeah...

Kiki

Sometimes, I take the balls and shove em up there too because at least, you know, they're firm.

Carla

Honey, that is a lot of shit to shove up your cooter.

Kiki

I mean, I'm just happy he's circumcised.

Amy

Agh! What if I get somebody who's not circumcised?

Kiki

Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun in the street; just scream and get out of there! It's like finding a gun in the street. Just scream and get outta there!

Carla

No way, you guys. Uncut guys are great.

Amy

Really?

Carla

Oh, they're always so nice to you, because they know their dicks are gross.

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Amy Mitchell Mila Kunis More Amy quotes →

Carla Dunkler Kathryn Hahn More Carla quotes →

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