3rd most-quoted character in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003): in 4 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Andie (3)
Michelle Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful I cried.
You cried?
Michelle Yeah.
You mean one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
Michelle No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.
After how many days?
Michelle Five... two.
Michelle, if the most beautiful woman in the world acted the way you did, any normal guy would still go running in the other direction.
Michelle No. No guy would go running from you, Andie. You could barf all over him and he'd say, "Do it again."
Oh, that is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.
Are we loving the way she looks, all?
Michelle I haven't eaten since the split.
Good for you. Write about it.
Michelle I can't use my personal life for a story.
I understand completely... Who will use Michelle's personal life for a story?
The one night that we even thought about.. getting close to having sex. She up and decides she's going to nickname my...
Michelle Penis.
Princess Sophia! You wanna talk about shooting a man's horse!
I thought it was a beautiful name.
Michelle Hmm, I see, Benjamin. And when was it that you first realised that you were attracted to other men?
