Jeannie Drama, drama, drama.
Andie
Kate Hudson · 18 quotes
Ben
Matthew McConaughey · 16 quotes
Michelle
Kathryn Hahn · 4 quotes
Lana
Bebe Neuwirth · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Andie & Ben (13), Andie & Michelle (3), Andie & Lana (2)
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days quotes
Page 1 of 2 Jeannie Ben, please.
Is this true? Or are you just trying to sell magazines?
I meant every word.
Well, where you going?
I have an interview.
Yeah, in Washington. I know. [pause] Where you going?
Ben, it's the only place I can go and write what I want to write.
No, I'm not buying that. You can write anywhere. I think you're running away.
Why don't you save your mind games for your next bet, okay? I am not running away.
Bullspit.
Excuse me?
You heard me. Bullspit.
Cab driver
Hey, lady, what do ya wanna do?
[handing him money]
Take the lady's luggage back to her place. She has alternate transportation.
You callin' my bluff?
You bet I am.
[They kiss]
I'm in the middle of a meeting. Can I call you back later?
I miss you benny boo boo... boo boo boo.
Andie Anderson.
Benjamin Barry.
Cute.
Thank you.
I meant your name.
Thank you two times.
Unattached?
Currently.
Likewise.
Surprising.
Psycho?
Rarely... Interested?
Perhaps.
Hungry?
Starving.
Leaving.
Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Who's Princess Sophia? (she points to his crotch) No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. You're kidding me right? Princess Sophia?
Little? Big? Little? Big? I dont know, we will find out!
Listen, you can't name my member Princess Sophia.
Yes I can.
Listen... listen... if you're gonna name my, my member, you've gotta name it something hyper-masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King.
Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Who's Princess Sophia? [she points to his crotch] No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. You're kidding me right? Princess Sophia?
Little? Big? Little? Big? I don't know, we will find out!
Listen, you can't name my member Princess Sophia.
Yes I can.
Listen... listen... if you're gonna name my, my member, you've gotta name it something hyper-masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King, but not Princess Sophia.
What did you just say?
Spike. You know what I mean?
No, no, after Spike.
Butch.
After Butch.
Krull... Krull, the Warrior King.
Does Kr-rull, the Warrior King want to come out and play?
Oh, come on... No.
Krull.
You know what? Due to... intense humiliation, the King has momentarily abdicated his throne.
I did something kind of wacky. I used Photoshop at work today to composite our faces together to see what our kids would look like. Our family album! You don't want to see our children?
We don't have... children.
It's beautiful.
Thanks.
Youre beautiful. The game, the whole thing... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. You have to take this away before I gag.
Look at Michelle. She is a great girl, right? An amazing woman. But she has a problem hanging on to relationships and doesn't really know what she's doing wrong, which is like a lot of our readers. So, I was thinking, that I could start by dating a guy, and then drive him away. But only using the classic mistakes most women, Like Michelle, make all the time. I'll keep a diary of it and it will be sort of a dating "How To" in reverse.
What not to do.
Yeah.
"How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days". Yes. Go.
Michelle, if the most beautiful woman in the world acted the way you did, any normal guy would still go running in the other direction.
No. No guy would go running from you, Andie. You could barf all over him and he'd say, "Do it again."
Oh, that is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.
Oh, no. Our love fern. It's dead.
No, it's just sleeping.
You let it die. Are you going to let us die?
[to himself, on his balcony, waving goodbye to Andy before she gets in her cab]
You're already falling in love with me.
I'm gonna make you wish you were dead. [blows away a kiss to Ben up on his balcony] Poor guy.
I'm in advertising. I work mostly with alcoholic beverages and athletic equipment companies, and I'm trying to break into the jewellery market right now.
Saving the world one keg party at a time?
What about you?
What about me?
Have I seen your work?
I work at Composure.
Fastest growing women's magazine in the country. I'm impressed. Saving the world one shopaholic at a time, eh?
Look at Krull's necklace. It's got more ice than Liberace, don't you?
Oh, it's just a little frosting.
So that's what I was, huh? I was a guinea pig. Somebody you can test your theories on?
Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.
Yeah, you know what? Big deal. Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.
That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.
You know what, you did your job now, Andie.
Yes, I did.
You wanted to lose a guy in ten days, congratulations, you did it. You just lost him. [walks away]
No I didn't Ben, 'cause you can't lose something you never had!