A character in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

Lana quotes from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

Bebe Neuwirth

4th most-quoted character in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Andie (2)

Scenes with Lana

3 scenes
Lana

Are we loving the way she looks, all?

(all the columnists agree)

I haven't eaten since the split.

Lana

Good for you. Write about it.

I can't use my personal life for a story.

Lana

I understand completely... Who will use Michelle's personal life for a story?

Look at Michelle. She is a great girl, right? An amazing woman. But she has a problem hanging on to relationships and doesn't really know what she's doing wrong, which is like a lot of our readers. So, I was thinking, that I could start by dating a guy, and then drive him away. But only using the classic mistakes most women, Like Michelle, make all the time. I'll keep a diary of it and it will be sort of a dating "How To" in reverse.

Lana

What not to do.

Yeah.

Lana

"How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days". Yes. Go.

Lana

Congratulations. This shows me you're ready to be unleashed. From now on, feel free to write about anything.

Anything?

Lana

Wherever the wind blows you.

Even politics?

Lana

Well, the wind's not going to blow you there.

What about religion, poverty, economics?

Lana

This wind is really more of a light breeze.

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