Felinet quotes from The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

Felinet

Helloooo...

Pinocchio

Hellooo....

Felinet

Ooh, what a charming little item you are. (Holds out hand) May I? (Raps Pinocchio's head, makes a hollow thud) Ooh... empty as a witch's dowry. Ooh, look how smoothly his arms move. (Geppetto comes up)

Geppetto

Now Pinocchio, don't do that again. (To the thieves) Er, excuse me, but don't you two have a pushcart or something to rob?

Volpe

Uh, we've already done that. (Felinet glares at him)

Geppetto

Come on Pinocchio. I don't want you doing that again.

Felinet

Oh but Geppetto darling, we were just playing with him.

Geppetto

He'll play with his own sort, thank you.

Felinet

And what sort would that be?

Geppetto

Come on son. Don't ever do that again.

Volpe

I don't get it...is he a boy, or a puppet?

Felinet

He's a puppet, fur-face. He's going to be worth a fortune...and I know exactly where to cash him in! (Both giggle)

Don't worry, son! I'll get your ball back! (Felinet glances at Pinocchio's ball, realizes who it belongs to, and runs off, tossing the ball at Volpe) (Boy and his father round the corner, boy points at Volpe, who is foolishly holding the ball)

Take my kid's ball, would you?? (Punches Volpe viciously)

Pinocchio

Hey, I know you - you're friends of -

Felinet

No, no, we've finished with him now. We're just here to ask for forgiveness.

Pinocchio

What's forgiveness?

Volpe

Forgiveness is when you have done something really really wrong, and you know what you did was wrong, but you want someone else to tell you it was wrong, but you know what you did was wrong because you did it!

Sssh!

Pinocchio

Please forgive me for being a puppet, and not a real boy.

Volpe

I miss my daddy, too!

Felinet

You know, it may be possible for you to become a real boy.

Pinocchio

How?

Felinet

All you need is a miracle!

Pinocchio

What's a miracle?

Volpe

A miracle is - (Felinet puts her hand over his mouth)

Felinet

Miracles make your dreams come true.

Volpe

Don't you just hate that kid?

Felinet

Not as much as I hate you! (hisses at him)