The Adventures of Pinocchio 1996 quotes

53 quotes · 7 characters
The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) poster
Characters
Pinocchio Jonathan Taylor Thomas · 22 quotes
Geppetto Martin Landau · 10 quotes
Pepe, the Talking Cricket David Doyle · 9 quotes
Lorenzini Udo Kier · 5 quotes
Felinet Bebe Neuwirth · 3 quotes
Volpe Rob Schneider · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Pinocchio & Geppetto (3), Pinocchio & Lorenzini (3), Volpe & Felinet (3)

The Adventures of Pinocchio quotes

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(Inside Lorenzini's whale form)

Lorenzini, he must be the sea monster.
Pepe, the Talking Cricket

(Lying to save them from Lorenzini)

I hate you, Papa. I wish I'd never, ever missed you. I wish I'd never found you. I never wanted to be your son... I want to stay a puppet!

(On Pinocchio asking what is a family)

Oh, my goodness... Such a heart-breaking question! One no one should ever have to ask. Pinocchio... I can give you a life, all the little boys only dream of.

(On Pinocchio)

Tino, am I going crazy?! I have no idea how this happened! They're gonna burn me at the stake!

(Regarding Pinocchio's dilemma concerning Geppetto)

The human dilemma. Or is it, the puppet dilemma? You've still got cake on your face. Say, you always squash someone before you're properly introduced?

(To Geppetto)

I am making my grandest production ever, and I am going to purchase... Your newest creation. Whatever it may be. Heh.

(To Leona)

In this case, this is why you should have never married my brother! Because you should have married me! The day I carved that heart in the tree, you accepted my brother's proposal!