The Adventures of Pinocchio 1996 quotes, page 3

53 quotes · 7 characters
The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) poster
Characters
Pinocchio Jonathan Taylor Thomas · 22 quotes
Geppetto Martin Landau · 10 quotes
Pepe, the Talking Cricket David Doyle · 9 quotes
Lorenzini Udo Kier · 5 quotes
Felinet Bebe Neuwirth · 3 quotes
Volpe Rob Schneider · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Pinocchio & Geppetto (3), Pinocchio & Lorenzini (3), Volpe & Felinet (3)

The Adventures of Pinocchio quotes

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Come here! Over here! No, this is all wrong! You gotta believe me! Look, they're trying to trick you! They want us to behave badly! Don't go on the ride! Please! We've been acting like jackasses, so that's what we turned into.

Well, well, well... Here I provide you with the most wonderful place to frolic, and this is the thanks I get. (angrily, to Pinocchio) You steal MY donkeys?

NOT your donkeys! ...This one's Lampwick.

(Tuts)

Pinocchio, a good boy does not go around spreading lies.

It's not a lie. (Points to his nose) My nose grows when I lie.

(Straightens up)

Come on, boys! Take the rides! Drink the water! (Throws tickets to the eager boys)

No, don't!

Be yourselves!

Lampwick. (Lampwick donkey snorts) Come on. (Lampwick neighs and knocks a stunned Lorenzini into the fountain, where he mutates into a sea monster thanks to the curse. When he climbs out, the boys yell in shock)

Boy 1#

He's turning into a monster! Look at his face! (Lorenzini is unable to breathe and smashes through a mirror, jumping into the water which leads to the ocean)

Boy 2#

He was a monster and got what he deserved!

All Boys

YEAH!

Act like a jackass, if you have the nerve. Drink up the water, get what you deserve. Be wicked, be naughty, come drink from my fountain. Then I will be rich, King of the Mountain!

Allow me to introduce myself! The name is: Pugnacio Eleguzio P. Elegante! Give me a P., and give me an E., give me a P., and another E.: Put them all together and call me...Pepe!

I carve this heart for dear Leona, while in this peaceful meadow. With dreams of hope, my love endures. Forever yours...Geppetto.

Leona, please don't tell me about the forest - I've been coming out here for years with my brother Enzio - may he rest in peace - since I was a little boy!

Long, long ago, in a far-away land, a young woodcarver took secretly to the forest. His name was Geppetto, and he was shy, and quiet, oh, and very much in love.