Judge Reinhold movie quotes

View Quote Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful, 4-door luxury sedan is all mine.

View Quote [dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

View Quote [to Arnold] You want to work at All American Burger. I can probably get you in, just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.

View Quote Billy Rosewood: What took you so long?
Axel Foley: The sightseeing. I love LA this time of year. Something about the smog and the smoke from the forest fires, it's magical.

View Quote Billy Rosewood: You can never have too much firepower.

View Quote Axel Foley: "Stay safe". Stay safe... Y'all safe? Everybody safe?
Billy Rosewood: I'm good.
Bobby Abbott: There's no seatbelt in the middle.
Axel Foley: **** a seatbelt! We're on the edge!

View Quote [Door Knocking] Come in. [Door Knocking] It's Open. [Door Knocking, Billy goes to the door. Opens blinds] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Axel Foley!

View Quote [On the appearance of Todd's Killer, Ellis De Wald]
Axel Foley: That's the **** guy I'm looking for!
Ellis De Wald: Orrin, do want to tell me what's going on here?
Axel Foley: **** guy shot a Detriot police officer last weekend.
Ellis De Wald: Last weekend? I was at my beach house in Laguna last weekend.
Axel Foley: Your beach home in Laguna? [Beat] Wait. Wait. I think I got the wrong guy. I'm sorry. This is a big misunderstanding. [Security releases him] I know you were at beach...[Charges Ellis again, gets held back by Security] There weren't no beach house you mother****er!
Orrin Sanderson: [Into intercom] Miss Bruce? Call the police.
Miss Bruce: [Voice-over] They just walked in!
[Flint enters]
Flint: Axel?
Axel Foley: That's the guy, that's the killer!
Flint: Ellis De Wald?!
[Door flies open and hits Flint]
Billy Rosewood: Axel?

View Quote [Axel is inspecting some suspicious paper]
Axel Foley: [To Flint] Man, you got a fifty dollar bill?
John Flint: I got a wife and three kids, I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.
Axel Foley: [To Billy] You got a fifty dollar bill?
Billy Rosewood: When will I get it back?
Axel Foley: Man! Give me fifty dollars!

View Quote Jack: Yeah, and…?
Scott: Elfficers! I have him! [to Jack] Jack, this isn't funny! Unfreeze the parents right now!
Jack: No way, Claus. I can't unfreeze them without unfreezing myself and that is something I'll never do.
Scott: Mother Nature, help me out. Can you thaw him out?
Mother Nature: I'm sorry, Santa. My powers don't work on other legendary figures.
Jack: Isn't that a shame? [chuckles]
Scott: [Looks at Lucy & walks to her] What do you say, Luce?
Lucy: Do you think it'll work?
Scott: The question is you.
[Lucy looks at Scott, hands over the snow globe & walked to Frost]
Jack: OK. This is what you're reduced to. Sending a little girl in to save the day? What are you going to do, adorablise me? Sweet me into submission? Cute me to death? Make me change my [Lucy hugs him] WAYYYYY.... [starts heating up] Hey, I feel so strange. I feel so slushy inside. [purrs] Do I smell suntan lotion? I feel so tropical. Miguel, dos platos de nachos, por favor? What's happening to me?!
Lucy: I'm warming your heart.
Jack: But they told me it couldn't be done.
Lucy: But they didn't know about magical hugs.
[Everyone watches Jack Frost warming up as his appearance starts to change]
Jack: [smiles] I think I like it.
[Everyone looks as the ice starts to thaw off the Millers & causing them to be unfrozen]
Lucy: Mom, Dad!
Laura: Lucy!
Lucy: Mom! Dad!
Neil: Group hug!
[Everyone joins in for a group hug]
Neil: Feel the love.
Laura: Yes.
[Everyone is proud and happy that Neil & Laura Miller are unfrozen; Scott & Carol kiss; reformed Jack Frost laughs and weeps happily in group hug.]
Mrs. Clause: [baby is about to be born] Oh Scott, I think it's time.
Scott: Oh, about 10:00.
Mrs. Clause: No, I think it's time to deliver the package.
Scott: Midnight as usual.
Mrs. Clause: No, I think it's time to deliver the "package".
Scott: [looks down at Carol's abdomen, then suddenly raises his head and widens his eyes in slightly alarmed realization] IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THE PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

View Quote Lucy: [skips around the workshop, passes Santa's secret snow globe stash; notices Jack Frost emerging from it with Santa's snow globe in hand] That's Uncle Scott's snow globe. You're not supposed to have it.
Jack: I know. Isn't it great?
Lucy: It's not great at all. You've done a terrible thing. You'll be on the naughty list for the rest of your life.
Jack: But naughty list people have more fun.
Lucy: I'm calling for help.
Jack: I wouldn't do that.
Lucy: [walks back out to the workshop; calls out parents] Mom! Dad! Over here! Quick! [Lucy's parents rush into Santa's secret snow globe stash not knowing Jack is behind the door, which he closes]
Neil: Lucy, what's wrong?
Jack: I told you not to do that.
Lucy: Jack Frost took Uncle Scott's snow globe and he knows it's not his! [Jack blows his frost on parents; Lucy screams] Stop! Stop! No! [Jack stops blowing; parents are completely frozen] What did you do?!
Jack: I froze them! [inhales; pauses] Now am I going to have to the same thing to you, or are you going in that closet and not say a word? [Lucy unwillingly makes her choice, and walks into the closet with her frozen parents] Smart girl. Oh, smile, will ya? I've had kids beg me to freeze their parents. And to think I asked you to be my elf. [closes closet with Lucy and her parents in it]

View Quote [Neil, Laura, and Lucy walk into the workshop and see the elves working on the toys]
Laura: [amazed] Magnificent.
Neil: It's amazing.
Lucy: Killer!
Curtis: [runs in after them] Now, please remember, you're welcome to observe, but don't touch anything or otherwise interfere with the toymaking process.
Neil: I'll make sure she doesn't get into anything.
Lucy: Look! Kobi the Magic Panda and accessories! [runs down into the workshop]
Neil: Lucy! [chases her] Lucy, come back here. [stops himself] Whoa! Trains. [runs down into the workshop]
Laura: [to Curtis] I'm... I'm just gonna go to make a doll! [runs down into the workshop]
[Curtis gets frustrated]