Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006): in 5 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Scott (4)
Curtis Sir! Sir!
Curtis, stop. If you're gonna tell me that your entire facility is ruin and Christmas is tomorrow and for the first time in history, all the kids in the world won't get their gifts because I failed them, stop it! I can't handle one more piece of bad news.
Curtis Well, then, good news, sir.
What?
Curtis Your pants is on fire.
BABY CLAUS IS ON THE WAY! Ladies, keep up! Please, hot water and hot ointments. You, think sugar plums. Do not panic! Do not panic! Curtis, the baby's coming!
Curtis Cocoa, the baby's coming!
Mrs Claus, the baby's coming!
I KNOW!!!
Hahaha-hohohoho! The answer is in the question. "How are we going to do this? My Dad thinks you're a toymaker in Canada."
Curtis Canada?
Canada. It's north, in North America, eh? Vinegar on their French fries, they sit on their chesterfield to watch the hockey game. Shoot the puck, daddy-o! Come on, everybody! Elves, everybody listen up! Grab your hammers, the in-laws are coming!
Magnificent.
It's amazing.
Killer!
Curtis Now, please remember, you're welcome to observe, but don't touch anything or otherwise interfere with the toymaking process.
I'll make sure she doesn't get into anything.
Look! Kobi the Magic Panda and accessories! [runs down into the workshop]
Lucy! [chases her] Lucy, come back here. [stops himself] Whoa! Trains. [runs down into the workshop]
I'm... I'm just gonna go to make a doll! [runs down into the workshop]
[Curtis gets frustrated]
Curtis Excuse me, sir.
Curtis Yes, sir. Can I offer you two tickets for a turn to build a toy with Santa's elves?
No.
Curtis Plus, I'll throw in this year's commemorative pen.
What is that?
Curtis Which is voice-enhanced. [records his voice on the pen] Will that be cash or credit card, sir? [plays back his recording]
Recorded voice of Curtis "Will that be cash or credit card, sir?"
That's silly.
Curtis And if you're still not sure, I'll even throw in a pass for the nice list.
The nice list?
Curtis Walk with me, won't you?
Curtis, it's me. [sees the nice list kiosk] Oh, for the love of candy canes. What have you done here?
Curtis Well, sir, this is a nice list kiosk. The line ends over there by the reindeer petting zoo.
Wait a minute? You mean parents pay to have their kids put on the nice list? That's not right. I better change things back the way they were. Who's your boss? [stammering] Where's Frost? Curtis, where's Frost?!
Curtis Security!
I'll take care of him. [appears as Santa] Nice to see you, mon frère. I've been waiting. Has it been 12 years already?
Frost. What have you done?
Hey. Easy does it, Armani man. No "hello"? Love what you've done with the place?
Hey, Frost. Frost, what about the secret of Santa? How could you do this to the North Pole?
The whole thing is way too much work, way too much pressure. Besides, no one even thanks you for all the effort.
What do you mean no thank yous? What about all the plates of cookies and the milk?
Please, I'm cleansing. [chuckles] So I stopped the whole toy delivery nonsense, and I brought anyone who could afford to pay right up here. Who needs magic? Who needs to be crawling on roofs and chimneys? [deep breath] I got everything I need right here.
Look around you. This is not how the North Pole is supposed to be. You know this is wrong.
Hey. You're the one who gave it all up.
Because you tricked me.
Tricked you? Give me a break.
I didn't know you had my snow globe.
Maybe not, but who said, "I wish I'd never been Santa at all"?
I said, "Who said 'I wish I'd never been Santa at all'?" Rudolph? Rudolph's... mama?
Frost, switch back with me. Now's your chance.
And this is your chance to enjoy the show. [to the security guard] Security.
Yes, sir.
Take my guest to his seat, won't you? Thanks so much.
Come on, let's go.
