Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Shaggy Dog (2006): in 3 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave Douglas (3)
Scenes with Josh
3 scenes
T Tracy
Football? That's why you're not trying out? You hate football!
Josh I know, but my dad loves. You should hear him. "Oh, you're gonna be just like your own man." If I told him I want to do musical instead, he'll like rape me off as a son.
T Tracy
Josh, is your father a stupid man?
Josh He is clueless, which in some ways is better.
Josh See, he told me I can play if I only keep my grades so I start flunking Math but he let me off with a warning. So now, I gotta flunk English, History, and Home Ec. Those are not really hard to fail.
(as a dog)
Oh no, Josh...
T Tracy
So you rather wreck your future than tell your dad you hate football.
Josh I can get my grades back up as long as he givrs me qutting time.
T Tracy
Wow. Men are so complicated.
(Tracy leaves)
How did I let this happened? I'm not a father anymore.
Judge Whittaker:You Get Over Here Dont You Dare Turn My Courtroom Into A Barn
C Carly
Shaggy, would you stop making such a... That's impossible.
(The message read "I am Dad".) (as a dog)
Finally.
Josh How?
Josh (Dave scramble the letters to make a word: Grand and Strictland)
Grant and Strictland?
C Carly
Well, Mr. Forrester said that they were making mutant animals. That's when I found Shaggy but Shaggy bit Dad. Oh, Daddy!
(as a dog)
It's okay, kiddo. It's okay.
C Carly
I'm sorry this is all my fault. Could you please forgive me?
(as a dog)
There's nothing to forgive.
(as a dog)
Here. This is what you love because if you keep playing football, you're gonna get hurt.
Josh Thanks, Dad.
(as a dog)
Here's something else.
Josh (Dave shows a Math book)
I know, I know.
Josh It's a deal.
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