Lance
Kozak, how is it going in court today?
Uh, Mr. Strictland, it goes well.
Lance
Have you unlocked the dog's secret?
Let's not talk here. Hey, I've got something to show you that would interest you.
Lance
Is that a snake's tail or a furry tail?
That would be a minor side effect.
Lance
Kozak, growing a dog's tail would turn your serum into a criminal act.
You know, you need to relax and have a good work, and Lance, we'll found a good fountain of youth. (answers the cellphone) Security, Dr. Kozak.
You might be interested to know, sir, when we got this snake, he was nearly dead. He was nearly dead of old age. Since we injected him with the serum made from the dog's viralized DNA, all cell degradation has ceased. And he's actually been getting stronger.
Lance
Does that snake have a furry tail?
Uh, that would be a-a-a side effect that I would classify as, uh, minor.
Lance
Kozak, dry mouth is a minor side effect. Growing a dog's tail is... (stammers) It makes your serum into a carnival act.
You know what? Your job is to relax. Our job is to work out the kinks, OK? Because when we do, Lance, you and I are gonna have the patent on the fountain of youth. (answers his cellphone) Ah. Excuse me. Uh, yeah, Security.
