Axel Foley
"Stay safe". Stay safe... Y'all safe? Everybody safe?
Billy Rosewood
I'm good.
Bobby Abbott
There's no seatbelt in the middle.
Axel Foley
**** a seatbelt! We're on the edge!
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F quotes
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Billy Rosewood
Axel Foley
Axel Foley
[imitating Detective Mike Woody]
"I can… I can do better. I will be better. I will be… I don’t have to stay this way. I can be a better white man."
Mike Woody
That's me?
Axel Foley
[regular voice]
That's you.
Mike Woody
Oh, yeah, but if I do you, then I am--
Axel Foley
Then it's wildly offensive.
Axel Foley
[in Jamaican accent]
Who the pussy clart you think you is calling this place this time of night?
Billy Rosewood
Axel, cut the shit.
Axel Foley
Axel. Me no know Axel. You dial the wrong number. What blood clart number you trying to reach? Who is this?
Billy Rosewood
It's about Janey.
Axel Foley
[normal voice]
Well, why didn't you just start with that?
Axel Foley
Hey, let me tell you something, Jeffrey. I don’t know whether or not you realize it, but this city still has a lot of problems. They need us.
Jeffrey Friedman
No, no, you need the city. That's what it is. But you know what, Axel? At the end of the day, all this, it was just a job.
Axel Foley
I'm a Detroit police officer, my name is Axel Foley. My badge is in my pocket--
Woman Cop
Don't reach for it!
Axel Foley
Hey, I've been a cop for thirty years, I've been black a whole lot longer. Trust me, I know better.
Axel Foley
Man, you look nervous.
Bobby Abbott
I am nervous.
Axel Foley
Well, why are you so damn nervous?
Bobby Abbott
I crashed a ****in' helicopter, okay?! Got in my head, I haven't flown since! That's why I left LAPD.
Axel Foley
WHAT?!
Axel Foley
Sometimes a parent do something because they don't know how to express stuff with words, so they do things. You see what I'm saying?
Jane Saunders
So what is he saying when he stops trying? See what I'm saying?
Axel Foley
The Twelfth Street Mafia vowed to execute my family, so I got my family safe. Because the Twelfth Street Mafia is some scary mother****ers.
Jane Saunders
Did the Twelfth Street Mafia tell you to get a divorce and stay in Detroit?
Axel Foley
No, that was your mother. She's ten times worse than the Twelfth Street Mafia.
Billy Rosewood
What took you so long?
Axel Foley
The sightseeing. I love LA this time of year. Something about the smog and the smoke from the forest fires, it's magical.
Billy Rosewood
You can never have too much firepower.
Billy Rosewood
You know, we don't have to do it right now, but at some point, I'd like an apology.
John Taggart
Jesus Christ, Billy. I just saved your life and I'm about to die for ya!
Billy Rosewood
It'd just be nice to hear the words.
Bobby Abbott
Aah!
Axel Foley
What the **** is "aah"?! Get your ass in the helicopter!
Bobby Abbott
I don't have my rudder!
Axel Foley
What?!
Bobby Abbott
He shot my rudder up!
Axel Foley
...Do you have another one?
Bobby Abbott
Look, obviously I've never been a father before, but...
Axel Foley
So it means whatever you're about to say is irrelevant.
Bobby Abbott
She broke it off with me. And I'm not afraid to say that; she ended it, but you wanna know why?
Axel Foley
I got a lot of ideas--
Bobby Abbott
She said she couldn't date a cop.