Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F 2024 quotes, page 2

Captain Cade Grant

I-- It's so impressive how you've been able to maintain such a vibrant relationship even though she protects the same people that you've spent your life trying to put away. I'm just amazed it doesn't get to you. I mean, criminals, sure, but we're talking about cop killers here. How does that sit with you, huh? We put our lives on the line every day. It's a war out there. We deserve more.

Axel Foley

I like that Rolex you got on.

Captain Cade Grant

Gold Daytona. Isn't she a beauty?

Axel Foley

Well, you put it best when you said this job asks a lot from us, never really gives anything back. Not like that, anyway. Must be a Beverly Hills thing.

Captain Cade Grant

All I know is, I earned it and I'm gonna enjoy it.

Captain Cade Grant

You know, I lost my family. Wife divorced me. Kids won't even speak to me. And for what?

Axel Foley

Ain't nobody trying to hear that shit you talking. You not a cop, you're a criminal!

May I help you, sir?

Axel Foley

Uh, yes, I'm Nigel Applebottom with Bon Appetit, and I was wondering... you know, to hell with this, I'm just too tired. Do you have any rooms available?

You're in luck; I've got a beautiful resort for your room.

Axel Foley

Oh, great! I'll take that.

Wonderful! The rate is 940 dollars a night, plus tax.

Axel Foley

I love Beverly Hills.

Detective, your extremely high-profile homicide turned out to be a self-solver. So if I were you, I would count my blessings and stop trying to be so **** interesting, got it?

God, you know, most guys your age? They're starting to slow down... you know, taking desk jobs! Trying to relax a little bit.

Axel Foley

This is how I relax. Are you not relaxed right now?

God--! Not relaxed!

You know you didn't have to get shot for us to hang out, right?

Axel Foley

No, but it helped, though. It did that.

Beck's Henchman: What the hell...? This is you!

Axel Foley

Uh, nah, man, that's not me. That's that actor Wesley Snipes. Everybody say I look just like him, I don't look nothing like Wesley! That Wesley's a handsome mother****er, ain't he?

Axel Foley

You watch too many movies.

Axel Foley

This shit's supposed to be like riding a bike!

Axel Foley

Have you two had intercourse?

Jane Saunders

He's not my dad. I mean, he's-- He's my dad, he hasn't been a dad.

Jane Saunders

Murder weapon in your lap? Trunk full of cocaine? You're in the game, Sam.

You have a hard time admitting you need help.

Cade Grant

Asshole almost broke my fibula, and I thought I was never gonna walk again. You know what I got for that? A pat on the back and a ribbon. A ****in' ribbon.

Cade Grant

Axel Foley, you are a true son of a bitch, aren'tcha? And I mean that as the highest of compliments.