Brad Hamilton [dumping out cold fries]
I shall serve no fries before their time.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982): in 12 of its 51 quotes
Most scenes with: Jeff Spicoli (3)
Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful, 4-door luxury sedan is all mine.
More lines from Brad Hamilton
7 quotes Brad Hamilton Brad Hamilton [to Arnold]
You want to work at All American Burger. I can probably get you in, just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
Brad Hamilton GET OFF MY CASE MOTHER****ER!
Brad Hamilton I hope that you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
Brad Hamilton [Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building]
Since when do you bowl anyway?
Brad Hamilton [After being caught masturbating by Linda]
Doesn't anybody ever **** knock anymore?!?
Brad Hamilton [Pours coffee on robber]
I got you now you son of a bitch! [car speeds away] There goes your ride!
Scenes with Brad Hamilton
4 scenes Brad Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Well, something must have happened to them.
Spicoli
No shirt, no shoes...
Jeff and Stoner Buds
No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Spicoli
He's the full hot orator.
Brad Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
What for?
Brad You need money.
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
Businessman It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
