Jonathan Banks movie quotes

View Quote (only in the extended version, about Bert) You're very forgiving. Because almost everyone I've talked to thinks he's an asshole.

View Quote (while being held hostage by Rex) You shoot this prick! You shoot this prick right now!

View Quote Who said anything about kidnapping?

View Quote Sheriff Frank: Tell me something, Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
Billy: Well, this is before it enters the pupal stage.
Deputy Brent: The pupal stage?
Billy: Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water.
Deputy Brent: Aw, Christ!
Sheriff Frank: Brent, why don't you give the kid some water?
Billy: I wouldn't do that, sheriff.
[The phone rings. The sheriff answers it]
Sheriff Frank: Sheriff's office. Yeah, speaking... What?... Oh no... Yeah, we'll be right over.
Deputy Brent: Who was that?
Sheriff Frank: The Futtermans. Something about a snowplow, a freak accident...
Billy: It's the creatures! The creatures are making it look like an accident! Sheriff! WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
Sherriff Frank: You listen to me, kid! Go on home, take little Gizmo, sit by the fire and open your Christmas presents, okay? Atta boy!
Deputy Brent: [as he and Frank leave] Let me drive.
Sheriff Frank: No, you're drunk.
Deputy Brent: You always get to drive!
Sheriff Frank: Cause I'm the sheriff, asshole!

View Quote Sheriff Frank: My god, Frye, that was Mrs. Deagle.
[A gremlin under the police car pulls out the brake wire from the car. Meanwhile a Santa Claus comes out of his house attacked by gremlins.]
Deputy Brent: Jesus, Frank, that's Dave Morris! He does Santa every year!
Sheriff Frank: Yeah, but what the hell is he doing now? What's that stuff he's got all over him?!

View Quote Sheriff Frank: Gremlins, huh?
Billy: Yes.
Sheriff Frank: Little monsters?
Billy: Right.
Sheriff Frank: Hundreds of them?
Billy: I don't know, maybe thousands. Look, I know it sounds crazy. I know it does, but in a matter of hours, this town's going to become a major disaster area! You have got to warn people!
Sheriff Frank: You think the kid is drunk?
Deputy Brent: No, but you are!

View Quote [A light turns on and Rick sits down and straightens some papers]
Rick: File 82-712. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name please.
Tony: Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.
Rick: Tell me about the incident.
Tony: Well, there’s this girl. In my class. I saw her at the track meet. I sort of knew her but she changed. Relaxed. She was more sure of herself. Cool. Cute. I asked her out to a movie. And I went to watch the track meet. Not long after, this thing happened in the parking lot. As if things weren’t weird enough I’d look over and I see these... boots. They looked like superheroes! I see my chance to get out of there. But there’s something familiar about one of the kids’ voices. The girl, she’s upset, she throws down her mask, and it's her! It was just getting too freaky. I couldn’t handle it and ran off. I feel kind of bad about it. Maybe I should have said, “Hi” or something? It’s not her fault superheroes are illegal. [While he says this, Dicker gets up from his chair] And it’s not like I don’t like strong girls. I’m pretty secure. Manhood.. wise. [looks up at strange device] What is that?
Rick: Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?
Tony: No, they’d think I was hiding something. You know what I mean?
Rick: Sure, kid.
Tony: I like this girl, Mr. Dicker. I’m supposed to go out with her Friday night, now things are just gonna be weird. [Rick turns on a red laser.] I wish I could forget I ever saw her in that suit.
Rick: You will, kid. [a suction-cup from the device suddenly attaches itself to Tony's head, wiping his memory] You will.

View Quote Reporter: [on live TV] Superheroes including Frozone, Mr. Incredible, and Elastigirl caused further damage to the city. The Underminer remains at large. [Two detectives are arguing with Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl in the interrogation room with Dash and Violet locked in jail.]
Mr. Incredible: We didn't start this fight!
Detective #1: Well, you didn't finish it either!
Detective #2: Did you stop the Underminer from inflicting more damage?
Mr. Incredible: No.
Detective #2: Did you stop him from robbing the banks?
Mr. Incredible: No.
Detective #2: Did you catch him?!
Mr. Incredible: No!
Detective #1: The banks were insured. We have infrastructure in place to deal with these matters. If you had simply done nothing, everything would now be proceeding in an orderly fashion.
Mr. Incredible: You'd have preferred we do nothing?!
Detective #2: Without a doubt. [The two detectives leave the room; Rick Dicker is sitting in a corner in the shadows]
Mr. Incredible: [to Dicker] You weren't much help.
Rick: [gets up] You want out of the hole? First, you gotta put down the shovel. [leaves the room, closing the door behind him]

View Quote Rick: Bob, Helen, a word if you don't mind. Uh, the program's been shut down.
Bob: What?
Rick: Politicians don't understand people who do good simply because it's right. It makes 'em nervous. They've been gunning for Supers for years. Today was all they needed. Anyway...I'm done. I'm afraid two more weeks in the motel is the best I can do for you. It ain't much.
Helen: You've done plenty, Rick. [hugs him]
Bob: We won't forget.
Rick: Well, it has been a great honor working with you good people.
Bob: Thanks for everything, and good luck.
Rick: Yeah. You too.