Sheriff Frank : Tell me something, Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters? Billy : Well, this is before it enters the pupal stage. Deputy Brent : The pupal stage? Billy : Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water. Deputy Brent : Aw, Christ! Sheriff Frank : Brent, why don't you give the kid some water? Billy : I wouldn't do that, sheriff. [The phone rings. The sheriff answers it] Sheriff Frank : Sheriff's office. Yeah, speaking... What? ... Oh no... Yeah, we'll be right over. Deputy Brent : Who was that? Sheriff Frank : The Futtermans. Something about a snowplow, a freak accident... Billy : It's the creatures! The creatures are making it look like an accident! Sheriff! WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?! Sherriff Frank : You listen to me, kid! Go on home, take little Gizmo, sit by the fire and open your Christmas presents, okay? Atta boy! Deputy Brent : [as he and Frank leave] Let me drive. Sheriff Frank : No, you're drunk. Deputy Brent : You always get to drive! Sheriff Frank : Cause I'm the sheriff, asshole!

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