Tell me something, Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
Well, this is before it enters the pupal stage.
The pupal stage?
Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water.
Aw, Christ!
Brent, why don't you give the kid some water?
I wouldn't do that, sheriff.
[The phone rings. The sheriff answers it]
Sheriff's office. Yeah, speaking... What?... Oh no... Yeah, we'll be right over.
Who was that?
The Futtermans. Something about a snowplow, a freak accident...
It's the creatures! The creatures are making it look like an accident! Sheriff! WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
You listen to me, kid! Go on home, take little Gizmo, sit by the fire and open your Christmas presents, okay? Atta boy!
No, you're drunk.
You always get to drive!
Cause I'm the sheriff, asshole!


