Gremlins (1984) · 18 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Gremlins (1984): in 3 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Deputy Brent (3), Billy Peltzer (2)
Sheriff Frank Gremlins, huh?
Yes.
Sheriff Frank Little monsters?
Right.
Sheriff Frank Hundreds of them?
I don't know, maybe thousands. Look, I know it sounds crazy. I know it does, but in a matter of hours, this town's going to become a major disaster area! You have got to warn people!
Sheriff Frank You think the kid is drunk?
No, but you are!
Sheriff Frank Tell me something, Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
Well, this is before it enters the pupal stage.
The pupal stage?
Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water.
Aw, Christ!
Sheriff Frank Brent, why don't you give the kid some water?
I wouldn't do that, sheriff.
Sheriff Frank Sheriff's office. Yeah, speaking... What?... Oh no... Yeah, we'll be right over.
Who was that?
Sheriff Frank The Futtermans. Something about a snowplow, a freak accident...
It's the creatures! The creatures are making it look like an accident! Sheriff! WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
You listen to me, kid! Go on home, take little Gizmo, sit by the fire and open your Christmas presents, okay? Atta boy!
Sheriff Frank No, you're drunk.
You always get to drive!
Sheriff Frank Cause I'm the sheriff, asshole!
Sheriff Frank My god, Frye, that was Mrs. Deagle.
Jesus, Frank, that's Dave Morris! He does Santa every year!
Sheriff Frank Yeah, but what the hell is he doing now? What's that stuff he's got all over him?!
