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[A light turns on and Rick sits down and straightens some papers]
Rick: File 82-712. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name please.
Tony: Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.
Rick: Tell me about the incident.
Tony: Well, there’s this girl. In my class. I saw her at the track meet. I sort of knew her but she changed. Relaxed. She was more sure of herself. Cool. Cute. I asked her out to a movie. And I went to watch the track meet. Not long after, this thing happened in the parking lot. As if things weren’t weird enough I’d look over and I see these... boots. They looked like superheroes! I see my chance to get out of there. But there’s something familiar about one of the kids’ voices. The girl, she’s upset, she throws down her mask, and it's her! It was just getting too freaky. I couldn’t handle it and ran off. I feel kind of bad about it. Maybe I should have said, “Hi” or something? It’s not her fault superheroes are illegal. [While he says this, Dicker gets up from his chair] And it’s not like I don’t like strong girls. I’m pretty secure. Manhood.. wise. [looks up at strange device] What is that?
Rick: Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?
Tony: No, they’d think I was hiding something. You know what I mean?
Rick: Sure, kid.
Tony: I like this girl, Mr. Dicker. I’m supposed to go out with her Friday night, now things are just gonna be weird. [Rick turns on a red laser.] I wish I could forget I ever saw her in that suit.
Rick: You will, kid. [a suction-cup from the device suddenly attaches itself to Tony's head, wiping his memory] You will.


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