Rick quotes from Incredibles 2 (2018)

Rick

File 82-712. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name please.

Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.

Rick

Tell me about the incident.

Well, there’s this girl. In my class. I saw her at the track meet. I sort of knew her but she changed. Relaxed. She was more sure of herself. Cool. Cute. I asked her out to a movie. And I went to watch the track meet. Not long after, this thing happened in the parking lot. As if things weren’t weird enough I’d look over and I see these... boots. They looked like superheroes! I see my chance to get out of there. But there’s something familiar about one of the kids’ voices. The girl, she’s upset, she throws down her mask, and it's her! It was just getting too freaky. I couldn’t handle it and ran off. I feel kind of bad about it. Maybe I should have said, “Hi” or something? It’s not her fault superheroes are illegal. [While he says this, Dicker gets up from his chair] And it’s not like I don’t like strong girls. I’m pretty secure. Manhood.. wise. [looks up at strange device] What is that?

Rick

Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?

No, they’d think I was hiding something. You know what I mean?

Rick

Sure, kid.

I like this girl, Mr. Dicker. I’m supposed to go out with her Friday night, now things are just gonna be weird. [Rick turns on a red laser.] I wish I could forget I ever saw her in that suit.

Rick

You will, kid. [a suction-cup from the device suddenly attaches itself to Tony's head, wiping his memory] You will.

Superheroes including Frozone, Mr. Incredible, and Elastigirl caused further damage to the city. The Underminer remains at large. [Two detectives are arguing with Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl in the interrogation room with Dash and Violet locked in jail.]

We didn't start this fight!

Well, you didn't finish it either!

Did you stop the Underminer from inflicting more damage?

No.

Did you stop him from robbing the banks?

No.

Did you catch him?!

No!

The banks were insured. We have infrastructure in place to deal with these matters. If you had simply done nothing, everything would now be proceeding in an orderly fashion.

You'd have preferred we do nothing?!

Without a doubt. [The two detectives leave the room; Rick Dicker is sitting in a corner in the shadows]

You weren't much help.

Rick

You want out of the hole? First, you gotta put down the shovel. [leaves the room, closing the door behind him]

Rick

Bob, Helen, a word if you don't mind. Uh, the program's been shut down.

Bob

What?

Rick

Politicians don't understand people who do good simply because it's right. It makes 'em nervous. They've been gunning for Supers for years. Today was all they needed. Anyway...I'm done. I'm afraid two more weeks in the motel is the best I can do for you. It ain't much.

Helen

You've done plenty, Rick. [hugs him]

Bob

We won't forget.

Rick

Well, it has been a great honor working with you good people.

Bob

Thanks for everything, and good luck.

Rick

Yeah. You too.