Dash "Dashiell" Parr I LIKE MOM'S NEW JOB!
Played by Huck Milner 
Incredibles 2 (2018) · 58 quotes
Incredibles 2 (2018) · 58 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Incredibles 2 (2018): in 17 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Bob (5), Violet Parr/Ultragirl (5), Helen Parr/Elastigirl (2)
It defines who I am. (Bob: We're not saying you have… What?) Someone on TV said it.
More lines from Dash "Dashiell" Parr
7 quotes Dash "Dashiell" Parr Dash "Dashiell" Parr [as Violet furiously throws a tantrum after founding out that Dicker erased her from Tony's mind]
Is she having adolescence?
Dash "Dashiell" Parr You used to drive that?
Dash "Dashiell" Parr Oh, I wish the Incredibile could follow that boat.
Dash "Dashiell" Parr Wow, this car does everything I say.
Dash "Dashiell" Parr Hey, what if the Incredibile has ejector seats?
Dash "Dashiell" Parr Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!
Scenes with Dash "Dashiell" Parr
9 scenes Dash [as Bob helps him with his math]
That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, Dad. [turns his book around] They want us to do it this...
I don't know that way! Why would they change math?
Dash [as Bob talks over him]
I think it's okay, Dad...
Math is math. [sternly] Math is math.
Dash Ha-ha! We did it!
Officer
Freeze, Supers!
Mr. Incredible
Oh, no, what did we do?
[Evening at the motel… The Parrs sit around a table eating Chinese food for dinner] [as Dash is about to pick up an eggroll]
Did you wash your hands? [Dash rushes off to wash his hands and comes back] With soap? [Dash rushes off and washes his hands with soap this time and comes back again] Did you dry them?
Dash [annoyingly shakes his hands and eats an eggroll; Helen then sets a box next to him, looks inside; mouthful]
What?! Is this all vegetables? Who ordered all the vegetables?
I did. [scoops the vegetables out of the box and onto his plate] They're good and you're going to have some.
Are we going to talk about it?
What?
The elephant in the room.
What elephant?
I guess not then.
You're referring to today.
Dash Yeah, what's the deal with today?
We all make mistakes. For example, you kids were supposed to watch Jack-Jack.
Babysitting, while you guys did the important stuff.
We talked about this. You're not old enough to decide about these things.
We are old enough to help out.
Dash Yeah!
Isn't that what you tell us, Dad?
Yeah, well, help out can mean many different things.
But we're supposed to help, if there's trouble.
Well, yeah, but...
Aren't you glad we helped today?
Yeah, I know but...
You said that you were proud of us.
Well, yeah, I was. Am!
Dash We wanna fight bad guys!
You said things were different now.
And they were on the island. But I didn't mean that from now on…
So now, we've gotta go back to never using our powers!
Dash It defines who I am!
We're not saying you have… What?
Dash Someone on TV said it.
Can we just eat? The dinner, while it's hot?
Dash Did we do something wrong?
Yes.
No. We didn't do anything wrong.
Superheroes are illegal. Whether it's fair or not, that's the law.
The law should be fair. What are we teaching our kids?
To respect the law!
Even when the law is disrespectful?!
If laws are unjust, there are laws to change them! Otherwise, it's chaos!
Which is exactly what we have! [picks up an eggroll with his chopsticks and takes a bite of it after Helen angrily slams both her hands on the table]
I just thought it was kinda cool.
What was?
Fighting crime, as a family.
Dash Are things... bad?
Things are fine.
Dash [quickly finishes eating his plate]
May I be excused? [puts his plate up and sits on the bed, turning on the TV in a flash]
Uh...
Not much longer, honey.
[shouting furiously after finding out Bob had her completely erased from Tony's memory]
IT WAS DICKER!!!!! You told him about Tony!
Honey...
You had me erased from Tony's mind!!! [furiously storms upstairs to her room; Jack-Jack then spills his cereal and while Bob picks it up; goes behind him to the sink with her supersuit] I HATE superheroes, and I RENOUNCE THEM!!!' [puts her supersuit in the sink and turns on the disposal, but the suit is still intact before taking it out]I RENOUNCE THEM--[grunts]AAHHH!!!!![throws the supersuit on the wall and she goes back upstairs into her room, panting lividly]
Dash Is she having adolescence? [Violet then furiously slams the door, off-screen]
Voyd
[Dash runs to the front door, revealing the other supers, wearing hypno-goggles, standing at the doorway] [hypnotized]
Hello there, little fella.
Dash Hello.
Voyd
[hypotizedly]
You kids aren't safe. The Deavors sent us to take you…
[showing up, making snowflakes]
Well, isn't that redundant? The Deavors just sent me here to guard the house. 'Cause the kids aren't safe. I get it, managerial screw-up. Tell Winston I handled it. You understand, Ms…
Voyd
[hypnotized]
Voyd.
Ms. Voyd. Drive safely.
[After the Parr kids escape in the Incredibile from the hypnotized Supers…]
Incredibile, pull over. [The Incredibile automatically pulls over to a stop; sighs] We can't go to E's. [to Dash] You saw those goggles they put on Lucius. They were wearing them, too. They're all under someone's control. They've probably done the same to Mom.
Dash [puts Jack-Jack in the back seat]
Okay. Bad guys after us. No Mom, no Dad, no Lucius. But we have our powers, this car, and… what?
[Evelyn walks into the conference room and takes her brother out of the hypnosis]
Come with me, Winston. [takes her brother to the elevator]
Did I faint?
You'll be safe here.
Safe? Safe from what? [the elevator takes them up to a plane connected to the ship] Where are the diplomats? Th-The supers?
[The Supers all turn around to see the plane about to take off]
Evelyn! She's escaping!
Mr. Incredible/Bob
Well, go after her. Finish your mission.
I can't just go! What about the kids?! Jack-Jack, who's gonna...
Mom! Go. We've got this.
I'll go shut down the engine.
I'll try to slow the ship from the bow.
Dash [realizing]
Wait, someone's missing. Where's the crusher guy?
Mr. Incredible/Bob
So, Dash.
Mr. Incredible/Bob
(SPLASH!)
I am going to the rudder. Once I turned the ship, you hit the pull up button, please.
Dash Okay, Daddy!
Mr. Incredible/Bob
Now, LOWER ME DOOOOOWWWNN!!!!! Oof!
The reputations of superheroes are ruined. You will never become legal. Ever!
Ever?
No!
Not even a little smidgy-widgy?
Oh, hypoxia. When you don't have enough oxygen, things seem get really silly for you, shall we?
*gasp*
Mr. Incredible/Bob
[swims underwater and holds breath]
Ngngngh! Ooh! Oop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop! Oooh...!
Things get sillier and sillier and sillier, and then you died.
Ah, nobody does. Really. Not such a bad way to go.
[Helen then picks up a flare gun and blows Evelyn out of the jet]
[Last lines; the Parrs have picked up Tony at his house and are all driving to a movie theater downtown] [after Tony gets into the car; gestures to Helen]
Tony, this is my mom.
Pleased to meet you.
Oh, we've met.
Dash Charmed, I'm sure.
My little brother, Dash. And the baby is Jack-Jack. I tried to limit to one parent.
We're all going to a movie, too, Tony. Don't mind us.
We'll be sitting on the other side of the theater. [from the rear-view mirror] Not watching you. [winks]
[chuckles]
He's kidding. [annoyed at her parents] They are only dropping us off at the theater. They have other things to do!
Tony
So, you guys are close, I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
We can get closer.
[The car stops in front of the movie theater and some criminals pass by, shooting guns at some police cars]
Stop, let us out! [pushes Tony out of the car, giving him some money] Here, large popcorn, small soda. Save me a seat, center, about eight rows back. [gets back in the car before it drives off] I'll be back before the previews are over!
Showtime!
