James Caan movie quotes

View Quote No, no, no! No more! Not this time, consigliere. No more meetin's, no more discussions, no more Sollozzo tricks. You give 'em one message: I want Sollozzo. If not, it's all-out war; we go to the mattresses.

View Quote Hey, listen, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands, alright?

View Quote Tom-anuch! Hey, a hundred button men on the street twenty-four hours a day. That Turk shows one hair on his ass and he's dead.

View Quote Walter: Are you crazy? He can't stay here.
Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow.
Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.
Emily: Walter, he's your son.

View Quote Walter: [whispering] I think we should call security.
Deb: [whispering] Good idea.
Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too!

View Quote Walter: [In office] A reprint? You know how much that's gonna cost?
Client: Two whole pages are missing. The story doesn't make any sense.
Walter: What, you think some kid's gonna notice two pages? I mean, they... all they do is look at pictures.

View Quote Eat it till ya choke, you sick, twisted ****!

View Quote I love you, too. And you're right, we are meant to be together. And I know we must die. But it must be so that Misery can live. We have the power to give Misery eternal life. We must finish the book.

View Quote It's almost finished. By dawn, we'll be able to give Misery back to the world.

View Quote Not money, 15 million dollars. Fifteen million dollars is not money, its a motive with a universal adaptor on it.

View Quote Karma is justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.

View Quote I'm the guy who you might see one day when you wake up with a pillow over your head, and the only thing you hear is a little bang.

View Quote I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache.

View Quote [After John throws a small concealed knife into his arm] I can't believe you nailed me with this cheap piece of mail-order shit!

View Quote Morehart: This is James Haggerty, our chief of security.
Robert Deguerin: Hey, you ever done any wetwork?
James Haggerty: Only on three different continents.
Robert Deguerin: Wow, really? Listen, you wanna impress me, slick? Do your **** job!

View Quote Brian Piccolo: I think I know what's wrong with me.
Gale Sayers: Yeah, what's that?
Brian Piccolo: I'm pregnant.

View Quote Brian Piccolo: I said thank you.
Gale Sayers: I know.
Brian Piccolo: Well, usually when someone says thank you you're supposed to say you're welcome or How's Your mother?
Gale Sayers: How's your mother? ?
Brian Piccolo: She's doin' fine, thanks for asking.

View Quote Assistant coach: Piccolo, you bone-headed spaghetti eater, that was Fake Draw Screen Right. What the hell do you do on Fake Draw Screen Right?
Brian Piccolo: Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.

View Quote [a leek hits on him in the head] There's a leek in my boat!

View Quote Tim: Look, Flint. They came here to help, we all did. It's time to let us. [cut to a leaf of lettuce]
Flint: [gives a speech to the foodimals] Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. [Meanwhile, Barry comes up to the foodimals, too. He starts to copy Flint's speech] I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables, and meat! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!
[The foodimals start cheering]