Eraser (1996) quotes

View Quote Agent Calderone: Don't you ever get tired of babysitting scum?
John Kruger: Yeah... but in your case, I'll make an exception.
[walks away]
Agent Calderone: [about John] Who does this guy think he is?
Robert Deguerin: Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right.

View Quote John Kruger: Drop your gun.
Robert Deguerin: What?
John Kruger: If you drop your gun now, I promise I won't kill you.

View Quote John Kruger: That weapon, whatever it was, it was from your company. It was from Cyrez, wasn't it?
Lee Cullen: Yeah, it's an EM gun prototype. It's not even supposed to exist.
John Kruger: EM?
Lee Cullen: "Electro-magnetic pulse". No gunpowder, no conventional bullets. They fire caseless aluminum shells at nearly the speed of light.
John Kruger: You're talking about the Railgun.
Lee Cullen: [Surprised by his knowing that] Yeah, that's another name for it.
John Kruger: The Navy's been working on one for years. The smallest one I've ever seen was mounted on a battleship.
Lee Cullen: Well, Cyrez was contracted to scale them down, design a man-portable version. The most powerful assault rifle on Earth. They took millions, then said the physics were impossible.
John Kruger: Looked real enough to me. Maybe Cyrez found a higher bidder.
Lee Cullen: Well, they're connected everywhere: CIA, NSA...even your people, for all we know.

View Quote Morehart: This is James Haggerty, our chief of security.
Robert Deguerin: Hey, you ever done any wetwork?
James Haggerty: Only on three different continents.
Robert Deguerin: Wow, really? Listen, you wanna impress me, slick? Do your **** job!

View Quote Nurse: Oh my God! Terrorists!
Johnny C: Terror? I'll show you some freakin' terror! [Refers to the defibrillator] Get your ass up here, I'll jump-start it!

View Quote Robert Deguerin: Have I given you an evaluation yet.
Deputy Monroe: Evaluation?
Robert Deguerin: Yeah.
[shoots Monroe]
Robert Deguerin: A-plus, kid.
[his hands are now bloody]
Robert Deguerin: God dammit! Get me a wet-nap or something will ya?

View Quote Robert Deguerin: You know, if God were as forgiving as WITSEC, Hell would be one empty joint, no?
John Kruger: God doesn't have our court system.

View Quote Tony "Two-Toes": [Looking at a list of payments] Is this all that came in?
Little Mike: Infantino didn't pay.
Tony "Two-Toes: What do you mean, he didn't pay? [Takes Mike's food from him] What did he say??
Johnny C: [Standing in the shadows with Kruger] He said, "Tell that fat **** Tony 'Two-Toes' that I ain't gonna pay him another dime."
Tony "Two-Toes": I know that voice, but it can't be him...unless he is a ghost.
Johnny C: [Steps into the light] Boo.
Sal: Johnny C? I thought you got whacked!
Johnny C: Must've been some other guy.
Tony "Two-Toes": Yeah? Some other guy rat out Vincenzo Canelli too?
Johnny C: Hey, Canelli's a piece of shit.
Tony "Two-Toes": I've got no love for Canelli either...but this time, this time you stepped over the line, Johnny.
Johnny C: Hey, I'm still here.
Tony "Two-Toes": No, what you did was wrong.
John Kruger: [Steps forward] What he did was get a drug dealer and his poison off the streets.
Tony "Two-Toes": [Gestures to Kruger] Who's da tree trunk?
Johnny C: This is the guy who saved my ass [Introducing Kruger to everyone] That's Tony "Two-Toes", there's "Sally Boy", and that's "Little" Mike.
Little Mike: [To Johnny C] Your funeral was absolutely beautiful, man!
Tony "Two-Toes": [To Kruger] Listen, if Canelli finds out he's still breathing...
Johnny C: Screw Canelli, we've got bigger problems than that. [To Kruger] Tell him.
John Kruger: There's a major arms deal going down; A U.S. contractor is selling out to international terrorists.
[Tony, Sal, and Mike look at each other, then start laughing]
Tony "Two-Toes": Look, Mr. 60 Minutes, tell me something I don't know!
John Kruger: It's going to be happening tonight...on your docks.
Tony "Two-Toes": [Stops laughing] ...That I didn't know.

View Quote Tony "Two-Toes": There they are. Commie bastards.
Little Mike: Actually, they're not Communists anymore. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
Tony "Two-Toes": Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.

View Quote [John Kruger knocks down a door and shoots a guy]
Lee Cullen: You're late!
John Kruger: Traffic.

View Quote [John Kruger parachutes into a junkyard]
John Kruger: Where is this?
Camille: Earth. Welcome.

View Quote [John wakes up from a drug-induced sleep]
Robert Deguerin: Confused, pal? New York.
John Kruger: You're off course.
Robert Deguerin: No, no we're not. You're gonna take us to her, John.
[John reaches for his gun. Robert holds up his gun in a plastic bag]
Robert Deguerin: You did a very, very bad thing, John. You killed Monroe. Now that makes you the mole.
John Kruger: No, and that makes you the murderer.

View Quote [Johnny C is working as a bartender in a drag club. John Kruger comes to see him]
Johnny C: I got one question: Was it your idea to hook me up with the Village People here?
John Kruger: Well, you're safe, aren't you?
Johnny C: Well, from the mob, yeah. I mean no self-respecting wiseguy would ever be caught dead in a joint like this. Oh, hey, do me a favor; don't let these guys on that I'm straight, okay? I don't wanna break any hearts or nothin'.
John Kruger: Trust me.

View Quote [the limousine that Daniel Harper, Robert Deguerin, and Morehart were trapped in was just hit by a train]
Lee Cullen: What happened?
John Kruger: They caught a train.

View Quote [the phone rings]
Daniel Harper: It's for you.
Robert Deguerin: [takes the phone] Yeah?
John Kruger: [over the phone] You've just been erased.