Johnny C quotes from Eraser (1996)
Played by Robert Pastorelli
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[Johnny C is working as a bartender in a drag club. John Kruger comes to see him]
Johnny C: I got one question: Was it your idea to hook me up with the Village People here?
John Kruger: Well, you're safe, aren't you?
Johnny C: Well, from the mob, yeah. I mean no self-respecting wiseguy would ever be caught dead in a joint like this. Oh, hey, do me a favor; don't let these guys on that I'm straight, okay? I don't wanna break any hearts or nothin'.
John Kruger: Trust me.
Johnny C: I got one question: Was it your idea to hook me up with the Village People here?
John Kruger: Well, you're safe, aren't you?
Johnny C: Well, from the mob, yeah. I mean no self-respecting wiseguy would ever be caught dead in a joint like this. Oh, hey, do me a favor; don't let these guys on that I'm straight, okay? I don't wanna break any hearts or nothin'.
John Kruger: Trust me.
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Nurse: Oh my God! Terrorists!
Johnny C: Terror? I'll show you some freakin' terror! [Refers to the defibrillator] Get your ass up here, I'll jump-start it!
Johnny C: Terror? I'll show you some freakin' terror! [Refers to the defibrillator] Get your ass up here, I'll jump-start it!
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Tony "Two-Toes": [Looking at a list of payments] Is this all that came in?
Little Mike: Infantino didn't pay.
Tony "Two-Toes: What do you mean, he didn't pay? [Takes Mike's food from him] What did he say??
Johnny C: [Standing in the shadows with Kruger] He said, "Tell that fat **** Tony 'Two-Toes' that I ain't gonna pay him another dime."
Tony "Two-Toes": I know that voice, but it can't be him...unless he is a ghost.
Johnny C: [Steps into the light] Boo.
Sal: Johnny C? I thought you got whacked!
Johnny C: Must've been some other guy.
Tony "Two-Toes": Yeah? Some other guy rat out Vincenzo Canelli too?
Johnny C: Hey, Canelli's a piece of shit.
Tony "Two-Toes": I've got no love for Canelli either...but this time, this time you stepped over the line, Johnny.
Johnny C: Hey, I'm still here.
Tony "Two-Toes": No, what you did was wrong.
John Kruger: [Steps forward] What he did was get a drug dealer and his poison off the streets.
Tony "Two-Toes": [Gestures to Kruger] Who's da tree trunk?
Johnny C: This is the guy who saved my ass [Introducing Kruger to everyone] That's Tony "Two-Toes", there's "Sally Boy", and that's "Little" Mike.
Little Mike: [To Johnny C] Your funeral was absolutely beautiful, man!
Tony "Two-Toes": [To Kruger] Listen, if Canelli finds out he's still breathing...
Johnny C: Screw Canelli, we've got bigger problems than that. [To Kruger] Tell him.
John Kruger: There's a major arms deal going down; A U.S. contractor is selling out to international terrorists.
[Tony, Sal, and Mike look at each other, then start laughing]
Tony "Two-Toes": Look, Mr. 60 Minutes, tell me something I don't know!
John Kruger: It's going to be happening tonight...on your docks.
Tony "Two-Toes": [Stops laughing] ...That I didn't know.
Little Mike: Infantino didn't pay.
Tony "Two-Toes: What do you mean, he didn't pay? [Takes Mike's food from him] What did he say??
Johnny C: [Standing in the shadows with Kruger] He said, "Tell that fat **** Tony 'Two-Toes' that I ain't gonna pay him another dime."
Tony "Two-Toes": I know that voice, but it can't be him...unless he is a ghost.
Johnny C: [Steps into the light] Boo.
Sal: Johnny C? I thought you got whacked!
Johnny C: Must've been some other guy.
Tony "Two-Toes": Yeah? Some other guy rat out Vincenzo Canelli too?
Johnny C: Hey, Canelli's a piece of shit.
Tony "Two-Toes": I've got no love for Canelli either...but this time, this time you stepped over the line, Johnny.
Johnny C: Hey, I'm still here.
Tony "Two-Toes": No, what you did was wrong.
John Kruger: [Steps forward] What he did was get a drug dealer and his poison off the streets.
Tony "Two-Toes": [Gestures to Kruger] Who's da tree trunk?
Johnny C: This is the guy who saved my ass [Introducing Kruger to everyone] That's Tony "Two-Toes", there's "Sally Boy", and that's "Little" Mike.
Little Mike: [To Johnny C] Your funeral was absolutely beautiful, man!
Tony "Two-Toes": [To Kruger] Listen, if Canelli finds out he's still breathing...
Johnny C: Screw Canelli, we've got bigger problems than that. [To Kruger] Tell him.
John Kruger: There's a major arms deal going down; A U.S. contractor is selling out to international terrorists.
[Tony, Sal, and Mike look at each other, then start laughing]
Tony "Two-Toes": Look, Mr. 60 Minutes, tell me something I don't know!
John Kruger: It's going to be happening tonight...on your docks.
Tony "Two-Toes": [Stops laughing] ...That I didn't know.