Bill Farmer movie quotes

49 quotes from 5 movies

A Goofy Movie (1995) as Goofy

View Quote Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! [backs up and damages his fence] Goodbye, pile of broken wood!

View Quote Behold the legendary Bigfoot!

View Quote Day one. Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boy hood. And here's Maxie! A-hyuck! Say hi, Max!

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An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) as Goofy

View Quote Teacher: Pencils down. I said... pencils down.
Goofy: [failing the test] Wait a minute! I'm not finished! I've got--
Teacher: IT'S ...over, Mr. Goof.

View Quote [Goofy unwraps his present from Max revealing to be his X Games trophy] Goofy: But... this is yours.
Max: No, Dad. This is for you. Read the inscription.
Goofy: [reading the back of the trophy] "I might not be your little boy anymore, but I'll always be your son."
[Goofy and Max embrace]

View Quote Tank: That's some kid you got there.
Goofy: [smiling] You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore.

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Mickey's House of Villains (2002) as Goofy

View Quote [Minnie storms on-stage to confront the villains]
Goofy: Gosh. I've never seen her so meotard.
Mickey: I have.

View Quote Goofy: [in "Lonesome Ghosts"] Oh, I'm brave. Hyuck, but I'm careful.
[Ghost bangs to distract Goofy]

View Quote Goofy: Hmm! Candy.

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Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004) as Goofy

View Quote I can't wait.

View Quote Mickey Mouse: Look at 'em, fellas. That's gonna be us out someday. I just know it.
Goofy: I can't wait.
Donald Duck: Yeah. Me, too.

View Quote Donald Duck: How's this for a coward? [pokes Pete's eyes]
Pete: Ow!
Goofy: And how's this for a doofus? [rams into Pete's gut]
Pete: Ooh!
Mickey Mouse: And I may be small, Pete, but I've got friends that make me 10 feet tall. [he stands on top of Donald who stands on top of Goofy, towering over Pete in triumph]
Pete: [eyes widen in shock] Aw, nuts.
[From Pete's point of view, Mickey swings his fist, and punches Captain Pete. Goofy punches Pete's gut. Donald punches either side of Pete's face. Using his sword, Mickey slices off Pete's peg leg]
Mickey Mouse: Timber!
Pete: [last words] I hate happy endings. [falls over]

Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (1999) as A Very Goofy Christmas

View Quote Young Max Goof: Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?
Goofy: Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin' over roller skates.
Young Max Goof: That means Santa would have to make, like, 800 visits a second, not including bathroom breaks.
Goofy: Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.

View Quote Young Max Goof: Hey, Dad? Santa didn't forget your present, did he?
Goofy: Every year, I always ask for the same thing, and every year, I get it.
Young Max Goof: Really? What's that?
Goofy: Your happiness.
Young Max Goof: Uh-oh.
Goofy: What is it, Max?
Young Max Goof: I got the same thing for you.