A Very Goofy Christmas quotes from Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (1999)

Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?

Goofy

Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin' over roller skates.

That means Santa would have to make, like, 800 visits a second, not including bathroom breaks.

Goofy

Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.

Hey, Dad? Santa didn't forget your present, did he?

Goofy

Every year, I always ask for the same thing, and every year, I get it.

Really? What's that?

Goofy

Your happiness.

Uh-oh.

Goofy

What is it, Max?

I got the same thing for you.